Aries March, 21-April, 19
There are so many wonderful; things to be in awe of during this season. It seems that you, my dear Aries are in it for the gifts. Too bad you weren't born until spring. What a cruel joke.

Taurus April, 20 - May, 21
Tempers may flare when meeting family for holiday rituals. Always bear in mind that they do make booze in pints and half pints to take the edge off your crusty Aunt Ruby.

Gemini May, 21 - June, 21
You are known ad mellow and high strung at the same time. With the
holidays descending on us like the Black Plague, keep in mind it will be over soon and things will be back to your normal.

Cancer June, 22 - July, 22
Knowing what you want from Santa and getting it are two different things. Let us all know if Santa is a boxer man or a brief kind of guy. I think
everybody wants to know.

Leo July, 23 - August, 22
Winter is coming in like a lamb. Let's get some of that Leo energy and coat the Midwest with that white powder we all love to play with!!!! No, not that powder, SNOW!

Virgo August, 23 - September, 22
It is happening! You are starting to realize that giving is better than
receiving. Yes, that makes you versatile and a good humanitarian. It's not all of us that have made that realization.

Libra September, 23 - October, 22
Longing for the comforts of home? It won't be long until you have had your belly full of Turkey and Family. I think I like Turkey best.

Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21
There has been a noticeable upswing in your energy level and your compassion has gone through the roof. Keep going with the flow and your
rewards will be great.

Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21
Like the greats in history you are on a mission. From Joan of Arc to
Alexander the Great, you are following in some great footsteps. And NO, Joan of Arc didn't wear pumps.

Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19
Tinsel, bows, tree ornaments and all things sparkly, you are fascinated with the shimmer and glitz. Unfortunately, this fascination makes you
eligible for "Wheel of Fortune".

Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18
You can tie it in a knot or tie it in a bow, but when you unwrap it, it's still a slut.

Pisces February, 19 - March, 20
Giving and helping are in your character. You swoon with the smell of mulled cider and Xanax. Keep the holidays joyous!

Until Next timePeace on Earth and Good will toward ALL men! Ms Mae