Ms. Mae's Astrological Forecast for 2005
This year as in the past, I want to forego the tradition of Jean Dixon and other great celeb psychics. I will start my 2005 predictions with Michael Jackson. While Mr. Jackson serves his time in women's prison for inappropriately touching boys, he will lease the Neverland ranch to DNA research. He will also donate all of his old sheets to stem cell research. Michael Jackson will no longer have a musical career and will be forced to work retail. His job search will most likely start with Gap Kids, Toy's R Us, and Chucky Cheese.
In the findings at the new Neverland DNA labs, scientists will discover that there are healing properties in mother's saliva. That's right "Mothers Spittle" will become the hottest healer in medical history. Of course this will create jobs for mothers around the world boosting the economy and soon balancing the budget. Leave it to mom's to make everything all right.
Of course, with all the hoopla over cloning will make a big come back in 2005. But is seems that all the people standing in line for cloning are not exactly the cream of the crop. "W" we'll call him thinks it would be cool to have someone that looks like him to play with, but doesn't he have enough to do? The Donald? Please, just what we need another asshole with legs. If they are going to clone someone, fuck the sheep and clone someone that is going to make a difference! I didn't mean to fuck the sheep literally!
Finally, I would like to predict that the conservative right wing tight asses would realize that gay marriage is not as horrible as they might think. Imagine denying a gay man or woman the right to bridal registry! That, my friends, is a serious state of affairs. In my humble opinion marriage should be based on the values it includes, not the people it excludes.
I think I have said enough and I certainly hope I haven't pissed anybody off, but that is the chance that I take. As we start a brand new year, I wish that you all will be happy, healthy and given every opportunity to make a difference in your own little corner of the world.
Until Next time, .............Cheers! Ms. Mae