Burrrr my little kittens, it looks like winter is here and another year is shot all to hell! Keep those e-mails and letters coming. If you have a question, I have an answer. Just e-mail me at MsMae@mchsi.com or send me a letter to BOI Magazine 3711 N. Ashland Ave. 2nd Floor Chicago, IL 60613 Attn: Daisy Mae. For now, don your gay apparel and may your Yule tide be gay!
Burrrr my little kittens, it looks like winter is here and another year is shot all to hell! Keep those e-mails and letters coming. If you have a question, I have an answer. Just e-mail me at MsMae@mchsi.com or send me a letter to BOI Magazine 3711 N. Ashland Ave. 2nd Floor Chicago, IL 60613 Attn: Daisy Mae. For now, don your gay apparel and may your Yule tide be gay!

Dear Daisy, I have a problem that I need some advice on. About four years ago my lover died in an accident. I have been alone ever since. Of late I have been quite the whore. My needs do not seem to get satisfied. I would rather have a trick than to make a commitment to someone. The people that I love and care about, that I should be with always seem to get pushed to the side. I finally found someone that I love being with and think of everyday. The problem is that he all ways wants me to do things that are a compromise of my values. I do it because I love being with him. Sometimes I think that he keeps me around just to get what he wants. Maybe I would be better off alone and lonely. I can not seem to find that right person after all these years, and I am tired of being hurt. Please tell me what you think I should do. Signed, Crazy in Cal City

Dear Cal City,
First of all you are not crazy, a whore maybe but after all you do realize that being a whore is not filling that void. Second, Love is a compromise, but not a compromise of values, and if you think he keeps you around to get what he wants, he probably does! You sound like a sincere and loving person and when we least expect it, love will find you. Believe me, I thought I'd never meet the right man and the pizza delivery girl brought him right to me! Talk about unexpected, sausage and a pepperoni!! You just hang in there and let the looser go, it's alright to be alone, get in touch with who you are and not what others want you to be. When your ducks are in a row, order a pizza!

 

Dear Daisy, My boyfriend is kind of an asshole. He makes me pay for everything. When I feel like just sitting around and enjoying his company, he has better things to do, but when he wants sex, it's like, in the middle of the night when I have to work the next day. He's like wicked jealous of my friends (pretty much all of my friends are guys) and gets all pissy when I even talk about them. And sometimes, he's just plain mean about shit, like calling me fat or something. Should I ditch this guy? Signed, Broken hearted in Bucktown

Dear Bucky
IF YOU NEED TO ASK, YOU NEED TO DUMP HIM. That is the advice I have for everyone. If you need to ask if you need to dump him, you should have dumped him already. If he is not nice to you, he should have been dumped a long time ago. He is not your family; you don't have to hang out with him even though he acts like a complete fucker. Besides, homeboy sounds like a real asshole. Go get yourself a guy who is nice, and who has a bigger weiner. (That is my second piece of advice for everybody: always go for the bigger weiner.)

 

Dear Daisy Do you think it is ok for men to masturbate in really tight women's clothing such as bathing suits and bodysuits, tight overalls etc? If not, where can I get some help? Please help me. Signed, Dressy Bessie

 

Dear Bessie,
Darling, Daisy thinks its okay, but you have to be the one who is comfortable with it. Many famous people throughout history loved wearing women's clothing, J. Edgar Hoover, Milton Berle, Dom Delouse and Captain Kangaroo! Your masturbation fantasies and methods are yours, and as long as they don't hurt anyone else, using them to predict your future only takes away from the pleasure of self-stimulation. If now, or down the road, you want to talk further with someone about your feelings/behavior, you might consult peer hotlines, professional counselors, friends, or relatives with whom you feel comfortable.