Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21
Happy Birthday all you groovy Sag's. It will be a year of party after party. Most of them are held in your honor, or at least that is what you believe. (Nobody tell them different.)

Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19
Start saving your loose change and set aside money for your Christmas presents. You know after you buy for yourself everybody else gets Dollar Store crap.

Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18
You love to decorate, so hang some mistletoe from your belt and you will be a Saucy Christmas Slut.

Pisces February, 19 - March, 20
Now is the time of year to give thanks, I know you have a hard time mustering up things to be thankful for, but at least you aren't Paula Sinclare!

Aries March, 21-April, 19
Oh the sweet smell of the season. This could be your time for love, so make sure you clean behind your ears and like any good scout, be prepared.

Taurus April, 20 - May, 20
As the cold weather rolls in, it is time for you to start looking for a bed warmer. Not the ones on a stick, I'm talking soft to the touch, charming and ready to fill you with cheer!

Gemini May, 21 - June, 21
What an extravaganza! You are in your element, "White Gloves and Party Manners". From an informal soirée to a sit down dinner you can pull it off with ease.

Cancer June, 22 - July, 22
Another year of family functions, or is it dysfunction? Drunk relatives and devil children, what else could you ask for? Peace on Earth. There is a thought. It could happen!

Leo July, 23 - August, 22
It has been a long time tradition to tie up your bird and sing "Love Me Tender" as you make your knots. Don't slap the bird around too much, stuffing is a mess!

Virgo August, 23 - September, 22
Problems with making decisions? It is a trait of most Virgos. What you may want to do is get drunk and then pick one from a jar. If that doesn't work, at least you're drunk!

Libra September, 23 - October, 22
Sometimes you feel like you are 1000 miles away from home, sometimes you wish it. Either way, the holidays are for glad tidings and cheer, which is actually drugs and alcohol.

Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21
Don't forget to watch your waistline over the holidays. You can go from bloat to float in a few weeks. Take my advice: always carry around laxatives and a clean finger.

Until Next timewith one look, we can be thankful. Ms Mae