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Sagittarius
November, 22 - December, 21
Happy Birthday all you groovy Sag's. It will be a year of party
after party. Most of them are held in your honor, or at least
that is what you believe. (Nobody tell them different.)
Capricorn
December, 22 - January, 19
Start saving your loose change and set aside money for your Christmas
presents. You know after you buy for yourself everybody else
gets Dollar Store crap.
Aquarius
January, 20 - February, 18
You love to decorate, so hang some mistletoe from your belt and
you will be a Saucy Christmas Slut.
Pisces
February, 19 - March, 20
Now is the time of year to give thanks, I know you have a hard
time mustering up things to be thankful for, but at least you
aren't Paula Sinclare!
Aries March,
21-April, 19
Oh the sweet smell of the season. This could be your time for
love, so make sure you clean behind your ears and like any good
scout, be prepared.
Taurus
April, 20 - May, 20
As the cold weather rolls in, it is time for you to start looking
for a bed warmer. Not the ones on a stick, I'm talking soft to
the touch, charming and ready to fill you with cheer!
Gemini
May, 21 - June, 21
What an extravaganza! You are in your element, "White Gloves
and Party Manners". From an informal soirée to a
sit down dinner you can pull it off with ease.
Cancer
June, 22 - July, 22
Another year of family functions, or is it dysfunction? Drunk
relatives and devil children, what else could you ask for? Peace
on Earth. There is a thought. It could happen!
Leo July,
23 - August, 22
It has been a long time tradition to tie up your bird and sing
"Love Me Tender" as you make your knots. Don't slap
the bird around too much, stuffing is a mess!
Virgo August,
23 - September, 22
Problems with making decisions? It is a trait of most Virgos.
What you may want to do is get drunk and then pick one from a
jar. If that doesn't work, at least you're drunk!
Libra September,
23 - October, 22
Sometimes you feel like you are 1000 miles away from home, sometimes
you wish it. Either way, the holidays are for glad tidings and
cheer, which is actually drugs and alcohol.
Scorpio
October, 23 - November, 21
Don't forget to watch your waistline over the holidays. You can
go from bloat to float in a few weeks. Take my advice: always
carry around laxatives and a clean finger.
Until Next timewith
one look, we can be thankful. Ms Mae
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