Aries March, 21-April, 19 Things are certainly looking better for you, Aries. Just remember to have a good attitude and push out any bad ass that get's in your way! Taurus April, 20 - May, 21 Howling at the moon isn't a good behavior, unless you have the balls to back it up. As you howl, keep in mind that your bark is worse than your bite. Gemini May, 21 - June, 21 The smell of sweet, sweet love is in the air. Have you changed your sheets lately or are they ready to crawl off in search of an ovum? Cancer June, 22 - July, 22 Guidance is in your forecast. You may be the leader or the follower. If you are behind the crowd, the scenery never changes. Leo July, 23 - August, 22 The brisk winds of winter are blowing the planets into a frenzy. Your hormones are off the hook and you're looking for love in all the wrong places. Think with your other head. Virgo August, 23 - September, 22 It's time that you find a partner and settle in for the winter. This shouldn't be hard, since you have been on more laps than a napkin. Libra September, 23 - October, 22 You have exhausted yourself with celebration and now it's time to clean up the mess. Apologies may be necessary if not, fuck them. Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21 Your birth phase is overwhelming! All you can think about is partying and getting laid. I guess that's not all bad. It's better than getting poked in the eye with a sharp stick! Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21 With your anus, or is it Uranus in retrograde you are as feisty as can be. Being around you is like shoving a wet noodle up a wild cat's ass. Take a deep breath and relax! Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19 Holy Martha Stewarts jail cell! You have had the itch to cook and all that other domestic stuff. Keep hanging in there; the best way to a man's heart is through the chest! Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18 Be thankful that you are still a slut. Pisces February, 19 - March, 20 As you travel down the path of denial, remember it's not always about you. Look around; there are other people on the planet. It's about them too. Until Next timeTake a moment and give thanks! Ms Mae