Aries March, 21-April, 19
Curtain up, light the lights, you've got nothing to hit but the ground! Have another drinky-poo Aries. Let's start acting like you can hold your liquor.

Taurus April, 20 - May, 21
In the realm of theater, you are considered a behind the curtain person. It takes you to get the show done. Maybe that is because you are so pushy and love to point your finger.

Gemini May, 21 - June, 21
Again, it is all about quality not quantity. Slow down or you may get a reputation. We all know that a reputation is like the Broadway hit "Grease". It will keep coming back every season and it doesn't get any better

Cancer June, 22 - July, 22
On a long cold winter night you can always count on the theater being a buzz. Well, not the traditional theater, the one others refer to as the "Dirty Bookstore".

Leo July, 23 - August, 22
Forget your troubles, come on get happy! That shouldn't be hard for you; you haven't remembered anything since 1985, except to have a drink. Not that you are a lush.

Virgo August, 23 - September, 22
In a perfect world, we all have perfect jobs and of course the perfect mate. If you don't have the perfect mate, find someone and pretend that they are. There may be some legalities you might want to beware of.

Libra September, 23 - October, 22
There is no business like Show business, the roar of the grease paint the smell of the crowd! What the hell is a Folding Turkey anyway?

Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21
You love drama like most actors love make-up, but honey give up on the Faye Dunaway and Elizabeth Taylor look and try getting into the now!

Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21
Once you have dipped your foot in the pool that we call theater, you will find that backwash will never taste the same.

Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19
While you are waiting for your star to be enshrined on the sidewalk of fame, you need a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser to take your name off the hall of shame.

Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18
Alas , poor slut!

Pisces February, 19 - March, 20
Knowing your lines is paramount when you are out for a night on the town. I never met a line I didn't like or a drink I couldn't drink, so start working!!

Until Next timeMae, Me, My, Mo, Moo! Ms Mae