Dear Daisy,
I am having trouble finding a place where you can take online classes? Is there such a place, if so where?
Looking

Dear Looking,
Sadly, there is no place where you can take online classes in the world at this time. I am on the list to be notified as soon as they are offered and I assure you that I will contact you immediately if, or when, they are finally made available to a world praying for online classes. In the meantime I recommend that you stop your pointless, fruitless search for these mythical classes and smoke lot's o' pot.

Dear Daisy,
I have a question that thoroughly needs to be answered.
Sort of in an essay format in the matter of a introduction, middle, and ending.

Well.. Here it is:
How has our definition of civil rights and liberties been transformed over the years? How did the "right to privacy" and prohibition of discrimination based on gender come to be found in the Constitution and how has that affected public policy?
Please respond as soon as possible!
Thanks, Jer D.

Dear Jer D.
How should I know? Besides, I only do homework assignments for my standard "I will do your work for you" fee that you can find out about in my free "I am too stupid to do the work I have been assigned please please please do it for me for this amount of money" price list that I will send you if you send me a stamped self addressed envelope to the address listed below.
Your parents must cry themselves to sleep at night.

Dear Daisy,
Do you know whether am I turning normal permanently or is it just a temporary thing? Well, I'm so used of being attracted to guys (aka homo), (I'm a 21 y/o guy) but recently, I find myself interested in girls. Yes! It's nice to be normal. Do all guys who see a nice girl thinks of her naked? Well, I don't. Do all guys just think of sex when they see a girl? Tell the truth!
Thanks

Dear Thanks,
Evacuate the control room! Evacuate the control room!!! We have a case of normalcy reported in sector G. All freaky-freaks report to the trout mask soda flute-switch for immediate abbreviation! Please stand by for this important announcement:

I don't think all guys see a nice girl and think of them naked. Some might wonder if they're wearing a leather peek-a-boo bra and g-string underneath their school uniform. Others might hope they're wearing a rubber bustier. It all really depends on the guy. Do all guys think of sex when they see a girl? It depends on the girl... if they're dressed anything like what I mentioned above I'd bet they would. Now if she's the type who can open a bottle of beer with her teeth and drink any man in the county under the table... well... the only sex she'll probably see is on cable. It is your boat, you have to float it!

Dear Daisy,
My sister wants to know what kind of health system they have in China, is it like the UK's NHS or not??
Respect, Dan

Dear Dan,
Thanks for the respect. I don't get much of that, you know. I'd like to answer your question for your sister but after surfing the web for twenty minutes for the answer I ended up at some web site with photos of young Chinese girls in provocative poses. One thing lead to another and, well, I don't know if my keyboard will ever be quite the same.
I feel much more relaxed now, tho. Thanks.

Dear Daisy,
Hypothetical question from a man's point of view. If you were/are single and took a week's vacation from work, how would you spend the time? Take a trip alone or with a friend? Stay home and just relax? Thank you?

Dear M,
Wow. If I had any shred of ego left I'd almost think you were asking me to vacation with you. Thanks. Your timing couldn't have been better. I suspect most single people would prefer to vacate rather than play the couch potato during a week-long vacation, however that doesn't take into account a small yet significant portion of this population which is most commonly referred to as geeks. These geeks prefer to stay home over vacation and whether they're with a companion or not it really doesn't matter because they have to be paged either way. Unfortunately I have to admit that left to my own devices I'd be likely to spend a week laying in front of the television watching Price Is Right.
What you need to ask yourself is, "Is this person a geek?" If the answer is "yes" don't bother packing.