Aries March 21 ­ April 19
Serious questions and concerns about your career may weigh heavy on your mind and you may feel stuck. With a greater flow of hormones and some new prospects mid-week, you are infused with hope and your career will become unimportant.

Taurus April 20 ­ May 21
You find an outlet for your artistic abilities and find ways to be with new people, to do the things you love to do. It sounds so convincing when you say "Just let me put it in your mouth, if you don't like it I'll stop."

Gemini May 22 ­ June 21
The butterfly in you flits around avoiding any difficult issues. Not getting what you want or not being the center of attention works your last gay nerve and turns the gentle butterfly into a raging bat.

Cancer June 22 ­ July 21
Dreams and crazy ideas of something innovative or original could mean a turning point in your life. Continue to listen to the voices in your head but turn down the volume because the voices in your head are bothering those around you.

Leo July 22- August 21
Your stubborn Leo temperament often has difficulty backing down or compromising with authority. Self righteous pregnant dog that you are, you should be more open to the view of others. You'll find people may start to like you better.

Virgo August 22 ­ September 21
Your organizational skills come in handy on planning a road trip with friends. Being anal retentive can be a blessing and a curse. Believe them when they tell you that the "Clean Restrooms Ahead" sign is not to be taken literally.

Libra September 22 ­ October 21
Attracted to the finer things in life, you gravitate toward the cultural. The Ram is not considered theater or an art gallery. So if it's your reputation you are concerned about go to the "T" room at Symphony Hall.

Scorpio October 22 ­ November 21
Even with the odds in your favor, you may be up against a more formidable opponent. Deep conversations lead to even deeper connections. After all, you'll say anything to get laid.

Sagittarius November 22 ­ December 21
There is little or no benefit from diligently attending to your responsibilities. Tact is not your long suite and you don't have to be abrasive to get your point across, but that's part of your charm.

Capricorn December 21 ­ January 21
Always one step ahead mentally, you could use a bit of help in the emotions department. Face the music and get on with the business at hand.. It's time to wake up and smell Juan Valdez.

Aquarius January 22 ­ February 21
Keep your eyes and ears open. When you articulate, silly and sensuous all at the same time, who can resist you? Suddenly you are the whore of Baghdad, do something impulsive, it won't be the first time.

Pisces February 22 ­ March 21
Make time for some new and creative endeavors. Write, paint or do something with your hands besides play with yourself. You'll still be able to do all this in a bathroom stall and find it just as pleasurable and fulfilling.

Until next time.If you have to drink and drive, drive somebody else's car. Ms Mae