Aries March 21-April, 19 Summer is winding down, but you are just getting wound up. It seems you are becoming quite the party whore. However, it is not necessary to throw a circuit party every time you have a good hair day. Taurus April 20 - May 21 Take time to care for your self, the dentist may have found no cavities, but other people did and they weren't even looking in your mouth Gemini May 21 - June 21 Reflection is something you shouldn't be afraid of, especially when you look in a mirror. There is still good swimwear weather left, so take advantage of thong season while you can, because you won't be able to stuff your ass into them after Thanksgiving Cancer June 22 - July 22 You are entering a new phase, you will still be getting laid, but people won't call you a slut, at least not to your face like they did before. Leo July 23 - August 22 You have the power! Once you figure out what power it is and how you can use it, it will be too late. Sorry. Virgo August 23 - September 22 Well, Virgo you are soon leaving your astrological season as it were, and moving on. The peace you so enjoyed will now be interrupted with the screams of agony. You can avoid this unpleasantness with a little lube. Libra September 23 - October 22 Poor Libra, you do need a break from the torment you've been experiencing lately. Take some time to catalogue your new collection of emotional scars. It builds character and you don't need your nipple clamps. Scorpio October 23 - November 21 No longer satisfied with the regiment of your sexuality, you feel the need for experimentation. Be very careful when trying new things, it's not the head that hurt's, it's the first shoulder. Sagittarius November 22 - December 21 As you look over the past few months, what have you really accomplished? Who really gives a shit as long as you've had fun. You are determined to have a good time and you don't care how many people you have to fuck to get it. Capricorn December 22 - January 19 You have been in the mood recently to start nesting. So find someone you are physically attracted to, give them your own personality and ignore any faults they may have (My recipe for a good relationship). Aquarius January 20 - February 18 You are still a slut. You wear a mask, but you are still a slut! Pisces February 19 - March 20 You may be asked to do a good deed. Don't refuse, even if it's sticking your finger in a dyke. Until next time, Trick or treat, either one is good! ......Ms. Mae