Aries March, 21-April, 19
As you head into the pre-winter months you are just like a squirrel. You are gathering all the nuts you can for the winter. The only problem is that they are attached! But who am I to judge, keep on Whording!

Taurus April, 20 - May, 21
In all of the madness of leaves falling and unstable weather, you are wondering if you have it left in you to visit relatives on top of it all. Well, here is a hint, drink. Your family can be much more tolerable with a bottle of wine in you.

Gemini May, 21 - June, 21
Still looking for something to be thankful for? Be thankful that you are not a Turkey or a cranberry. This should put things in perspective.

Cancer June, 22 - July, 22
Have you notices that there is a bit of a chill in the air? Well, honey, it's not just your attitude, it is really there. My suggestion to you is to warm up a little and spread something besides your legs, perhaps some joy.

Leo July, 23 - August, 22
Leo, we know how you like to give, but now it is time to focus on receiving. So let yourself go and take a little something from someone and see how good it makes you feel.

Virgo August, 23 - September, 22
It's pandemonium! You just can't wait to go out and run up those charge cards. Bewarethere is a limit and an ugly thing called interest. Watch your spending or the giving will be to the Credit Bureau.

Libra September, 23 - October, 22
Deciding whom to invite to your Thanksgiving soirée has your panties in a big old knot! Well take a pill. Send out the invites and wait for the RSVP's. I bet things will work themselves out. And drink, a lot!

Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21
Presents, presents, you want more presents! It's not all about getting presents; we still have Thanksgiving to go through. So sit down and shut up before someone shoves a hand full of stuffing up your ass!

Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21
You have so much to be thankful for but you are so busy being thankful for yourself that you haven't time for the trivial things that surround you. Your friends appreciate it too, thank them occasionally.

Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19
This year when you are helping to prepare Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma's house, try to refrain from bondage knots on the turkey and singing "Love me Tender" when prepping the bird.

Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18
You won't be invited back to your family's house again this year if they catch you being a slut with the apple pie again this year. That is called sploshing in some deviate slutty circles.

Pisces February, 19 - March, 20
Always remember your roots, and when you are with your family know that you can go back home to your own space! Things are a lot less fucked up there. Happy Thanksgiving!

Until Next timeGive Thanks and spread Joy. Ms Mae