Hello Kittens! And welcome to a superstar's dream, my own advice column. Whether you have questions about love, life, revenge, trade, etiquette, or if you have any good gossip or need a recipe. Ask me. I know everything and have done everything, so don't hesitate to dig deep into that bag of smut and ask away. You can e-mail your questions to MsMae@mchsi.com or send them to BOI Magazine 3711 N. Ashland Ave. 2nd Floor Chicago, IL 60613 to my attention of course. I look forward to helping every one of you in your time of need.
Dear Daisy,
I have an unusual concern. I can orgasm at least 10 times in a single session. I release fluid that soaks everything around me! I can have external and internal orgasms. Sometimes I can even come without being touched at all. Is this normal?
-Rubber SheetsDear Rubber Sheets,
Gifted might be a better word for it than "normal." You are not alone in your interest-a Web search for "female ejaculation" on Excite (no pun intended) located more than 2,000 sites. Have you considered selling instructional videos?All kidding aside, you ask three separate questions. First, is it normal to orgasm many times? Every woman's "normal" is unique. There are four phases of the sexual response cycle: In arousal, the skin gets more sensitive, nipples harden, the vagina gets wet and the clitoris gets hard. In the plateau phase, the skin of the face and chest flushes, the hood of the clitoris pulls back, the upper part of the vagina expands and mucous membranes swell. At orgasm, the vagina and uterus contract rhythmically. If a woman is satisfied, she returns to a pre-arousal state in the resolution phase. If not, she can build back up again-until her vibrator overheats, her partner wants a turn, someone else wants to use the bathroom stall, etc.
Dear Daisy,
I live on the north side and I have a terrible problem with squirrels. They are always bothering me. Chirping and scratching at my windows, they never seem to sleep! They are always chattering at each other, racing up and down the trees. I have called the City and of course, they can't do anything about them. They suggested I set traps for them, but what do I do with them after I catch them. They are filthy little beasts and I really am over them do you have a solution to these varmints? Please Daisy, I am counting on you.Signed,
Nuts on the North SideDear Nuts,
Since you usually don't worry about what varmints you eat, try this recipe for Mulligan Squirrel; it is one of my favorites sent to me by my kin from the south. Down there, they eat almost anything. This may sound cruel but it is better than just poisoning them and letting other animals eat them and just making a mess. You'll find that squirrel is tender and tastes like chicken! For this recipe you will need:
3 squirrels
2 onions, chopped
1 green pepper, chopped
2 medium potatoes, diced
1/4 cup diced celery
4 tablespoons chili powder
Salt and pepper to taste
1 dash Louisiana hot sauce
1 cup cooked rice1. Stew squirrels and reserve broth.
2. Remove meat from bones and put back into broth.
3. Bring to a boil and add all ingredients except rice.
4. Cook about 45 minutes, or until vegetables are tender.
5. Add cooked rice.
6. Serve hot.
If you don't like this one try this,
It's Country Good! Squirrel Stew, Like Grandma Made
1 squirrel, cut up
Flour, salt and pepper
2 1/2 tablespoons butter
7 cups boiling water
1 teaspoon thyme
1 cup corn
3 potatoes, cubed
1/4 teaspoon cayenne
3 medium onions, sliced
2 cups canned tomatoes with juice1. Roll the squirrel pieces in flour, salt, and pepper.
2. Brown in butter.
3. Add squirrel and all other ingredients, (with the exception of the tomatoes), to the boiling water, cover, and simmer for 1/2 to 2 hours.
4. Add the tomatoes and continue to simmer another hour.
This recipe rocks my world, I always have leftover squirrel. I would use coriander instead of thyme though. Take some liberties and experiment with spices. This is a good recipe. There is nothing like a good old fashioned squirrel casserole on a cool autumn day.
