Aries March, 21-April, 19 It's time to rise up! Not that you have any problem with that dear Aries, it is just where you stick it! Be smart and don't be a whore, you are not an Aquarius. Taurus April, 20 - May, 21 Feeling down in the mouth? Try smiling. That sour puss doesn't fool anybody; we know that you are really full of fun and gushing with exuberance. Be Happy Damnit! Gemini May, 21 - June, 21 Torn between a trick and a booty call? Well weigh your options, which one had more to offer? You know exactly what I mean. Leave the appetizer at the door and go for the meal. Cancer June, 22 - July, 22 Since you are running around in frenzy, it is hard to give you an accurate forecast. Although I do see you settling down in the near future, take a valium. Leo July, 23 - August, 22 Take your cues from the weather, the trees are starting to change and so should you. Start preparing for the cold months ahead. Gather movies, popcorn and telephone numbers. Virgo August, 23 - September, 22 In a pinch you will do the right thing, but if you have time to think about it you wander around the subject. Start concentrating on what you want and it can be yours. Libra September, 23 - October, 22 Fast cars and cheap tricks, doesn't sound all bad to me! Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21 The moon is waxing and so should you! That bush that you have grown is a bit repellant to others. Make an appointment for a good old fashioned waxing. Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21 With fall setting in, you must pay attention to the world around you. The nights are getting longer and you are all about that! That gives you more time for trade. Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19 Decisions, decisions, decisions, how can I tell if I am ready for love? Well I can't tell you, but if you have a double bed and the other side is empty, that is a clue. Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18 Summer, winter, spring and fall, you are the biggest slut of all. Pisces February, 19 - March, 20 You are a transitional child; your sign is one of change, so you are quite comfortable with this time of year. Live it up and prepare for the long winter. Find your cub and mate! Until Next timeTechnology had changed so much since breakfast. Ms Mae