Aries March, 21-April, 19
It's the high holy days for all the creative types and you are included. So get out your best Halloween costume and show them all who is the biggest freak in town!

Taurus April, 20 - May, 21
Ghosts, Ghouls and goblins, you've done them all, so what is left? Hang out on the street corners and you will find a fresh new Hell, believe me. It's waiting there for you,

Gemini May, 21 - June, 21
Can't decide what to be for Halloween? That Gemini indecisiveness has torn you between a priest and a nun. Split the difference and run for Pope!

Cancer June, 22 - July, 22
It's always been your fantasy to be a ballerina, now is your chance. Put on your toe shoes and your tutu and perform the dying swan like never before. I predict first place and an Oscar!

Leo July, 23 - August, 22
Prepare for a journey. That is if you go with your original idea of a cat burglar. Running up and down the streets in a ski mask and a toy gun isn't the smartest idea. Rethink this.

Virgo August, 23 - September, 22
Your child like behavior may be just the thing for your costume thing this year. It may be a bit nippy to parade up and down the street in an adult diaper and footies.

Libra September, 23 - October, 22
Listen to your friends, you can't go to Halloween parties as a hooker again this year, it is getting old. At least get a costume this year. A thong and pasties does not a costume make.

Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21
It's your favorite time of year! You get to bob for apples. Thank goodness its apples and not dildo's since that is what you are used to.

Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21
You can finally do something with your sheets other than slide around in between them. Take one and put one over you and Viola! You are a ghost. Think you will be noticed?

Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19
Your love of candy makes you do crazy things, like sabotaging children and grabbing their bags of goodies. C'mon, you're an adult you can buy candy at 12 price the day after.

Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18
Here's an idea you can go our on Halloween night with your pants down around your ankles and go as a slut. Oh, you have been there, done that and got the T-shirt.

Pisces February, 19 - March, 20
There is no point in being bitter about having to dress up to find a trick. Everybody does it. Just throw something together and give it a name and make sure that you have a lot to drink.

Until Next timeDrag isn't always pretty! Ms. Mae