Dear Daisy,
So, what "would" Jesus do?
Questioning in QuebecDear Questioning,
Funny you should ask, actually. Recently, I've been researching the question "What Would Jason Dill Do?" (WWJDD?), and as a result have been finding out a fair amount of what Jesus would do (just the way the searches have been working out. Oh, and in case you were wondering, evidently what Jason Dill would do is freeload on the Osbounes and burn the griddle.) Right, but back to Jesus. Well, we at the The Daisy Mae Laboratories have been looking at a number of Christian ministries online, and from what we can tell, what Jesus would do is produce an album and market crazy amounts of jewelry. Oh, also there's a fairly good chance that he would love everyone and bring a message of tolerance and understanding to the world, and then get crucified for his troubles (ref: The Holy Bible). But as far as I can tell from the online ministries, that's after he rakes in the cash. Which brings me to an interesting question: Assuming JC had a net connection, what do you think is cache looks like?
Dear Daisy,
What is the best diaper for teenagers I need them because I love to wear them all the time and need to find the best ones.
Signed
Teen boyDear Teen,
Depends...
Dear Daisy,
If dogs have such an acute sense of smell, how can they go around sniffing each other's butts?
SkeeterDear Skeeter,
Because a dogs ass smells like cinnamon and fresh baked bread. Don't take my word for it - take a whiff yourself.
Dear Daisy,
Don't you get tired of answering everyone's questions?
Signed,
Very boredDear Very,
Not when they are as witty as yours!
Dear Daisy,
I just had one question to ask, is it so wrong that I like to eat my own pooh?
Signed: Wrong To Eat PoohDear Wrong To Eat Pooh,
The act of eating feces is generally referred to as Coprophagia. Coprophagia is often considered a "paraphila" or abnormal sexual arousal disorder. In these cases the act of eating feces is sexually stimulating to the person.
Dear Daisy strongly recommends against you eating your own or another persons "pooh." Aside the smell and taste, it is extremely unhealthy because feces can contain viruses, bacteria, and parasites. These germs can cause numerous illnesses and can adversely affect your health. Did you ever notice the signs in restaurant bathrooms saying, "employees must wash their hands". A major reason for this is because fecal matter is a food contaminant that can make a person sick. So you can imagine what ingesting it would do.
If eating feces is something that you feel compelled to do, you may be suffering from an obsessive/compulsive disorder. If this were the case you would need to consult with a therapist to deal with the situation. Obsessions often can be alleviated with cognitive/behavioral therapy and in many cases medication.
