In an average lifetime you will spend 8 years at work and 4 years eating, 5 years standing and 12 years talking, 2 years unsuccessfully returning phone calls, 1 year searching for misplaced objects, 9 months opening junk mail and 8 months waiting at traffic lights. And through it all you'll blink 415 million times and your heart will pump over 2,500,000,000 live-preserving beats.

If you live to be 70years old, you'll have at your disposal about 613,600 hours. 204,400 will be devoted to sleep, 176,800 will be spent at work or school, 51,100 will be used for eating, bathing and going to the toilet, 38,325 will go in traveling from here to there, and 76,000 will be spent on household chores. This leaves you with only 66,975 hours for personal enjoyment. I have put together some interesting facts and averages for you to ponder as you relax on this last long weekend of the summer. I hope you enjoy them.

I shall start out by getting your attention. Sex will always do that, so keep reading, there are sexual averages and facts throughout the whole article.

Why not start with penises, after all it is one of our common interests. Almost 88% of all men fall between 5-7 inches when erect, and when relaxed the majority (again, 90%) fall within 3 to 5 inches.

Recently (well, in 1988) Paul L. Jamison and Paul H. Gebhard subjected the Kinsey data to an intense statistical analysis, ironing out certain anomalies, correcting subject bias and measurement error with various mathematical operations we need not go into here. Their results (shown below) were published in the Journal for Sex Research.

A mans flaccid penis length in inches is 3.89. Erect penis length 6.21, which should make many of you feel better.

A flaccid penis circumference, now, these are all in inches, from now on remember, is 3.75, erect penis circumference 4.85, that gives us an erectile increase in length of 2.30 and an erectile increase in circumference of 1.11inches. Now moving further south, we go to the testicles.

The average testicle size is 2 inches long, 0.8 inch in breath, and 1.2 inches in diameter (5 x 2 x 3 cm).

With all due respect I must report on our counterparts after all, they read BOI too!
The average vagina size is 3 inches along the posterior wall with a diameter of 0.8 inches, though in stimulated phase it balloons to 3.75-4.1 in long by 2.3-2.5 inches in diameter.
The average clitoris length is1 inch, though the part that shows, called the clitoral gland, is 0.20 inches long.

Another one of my favorite areas of interest is the nipples did you know that the average male nipple size is0.22 inches and the average female nipple size is 0.27 inches this does not count the areola which can vary from 1.4 inches to the size of a dinner plate.

Now back to something I am a bit more familiar with. Here is a couple of fun factoids, the average erection angle is 15 degrees above the horizontal, and the average time it takes to achieve an erection is 3-8 seconds. Now, we all know that these studies were not done after a night of fun and frolic at your favorite club with your party favor of choice.