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Out on the town one night we asked various barflys at local watering holes to regale us with their most interesting tales about bartenders. Here's the best of what we heard. [Note: The names of the bars are not included because quite frankly, some of these stories, if true, could lead to firings and possible criminal prosecutions.] "I was hanging out late one night and was
horny as hell. I didn't want to go to a bathhouse or to a bookstore,
so I figured the next easiest place to get a hook-up was from
a bartender just getting off work. So I went to this place not
far from my apartment, plopped down at the bar, ordered a drink,
and began flirting with the bartender. Now I know this is going
to sound really egotistical, but hey - basically the bartender
was a 6 on the Stud Scale, maybe a 7 on a good day, and I'm a
9. So not too long after I started flirting with the bartender
I basically made it known to him that I wanted to hook-up with
him. And well, like I figured it would be, he was easy prey.
A 9 can always get a 6." "Many years ago my drug dealer was also a
bartender. I needed a little pick-me-up one night but was short
on the needed amount of cash, so my dealer-bartender let me run
a tab for a couple of rounds of drinks and then I gave him a
VERY generous tip to take care of our transaction. Now that's
a full-service bartender! Too bad he's in jail now." "I was at a bar once and this guy hands
an empty beer bottle back to the bartender and asks him to fill
it up. I was really confused, but then the bartender whips out
his cock - it was quite a nice - and then pisses into the bottle.
He then hands the bottle back to the dude, who then says thank
you and tips him! I guess it was Yellow Hanky Night."
"I met this guy on Manhunt who was a bartender
and into role-playing. He had me come into his bar, order a drink,
and then instead of giving him a tip, I was to offer him a blow
job. We then went downstairs to the coat check room and I gave
him a blow job. It was like a cheesy porn video scene, but actually
quite hot and exciting. We did this role-playing for several
months and sometimes even the barback got involved. Then one
night his boss caught us f@&king on stacked cases of beer.
That was really hot to me and I was hoping his boss would join
us, but unfortunately the guy got in trouble and was fired." "It was like a Tuesday night and this bar
maybe about eight or nine people there. The bartender turns
down the music, announces that he's bored and then says that
anyone in the bar that shows him their dick will get a free shot.
I go over to the bar and pull my junk out and the bartender's
eyes bug out. You see I got a rather large dick and well the
bartender was so impressed he actually gave me and my friend
a free bottle of Champagne. Now every time I go to this bar
and just show my dick, I get comped drinks all the time from
the guy." |
