Bartenders You Should Know

Mixologist. Beer wench. Barmaid. Barman. Barkeep. Beer slinger. Bartender. Whatever you call them, they are important cogs of the nightlife machine and serve an important purpose as they are vital components to the social life and well-being of so many of our readers. Not only can they serve you your drink, they can act as a concierge with suggestions about other bars, clubs, and restaurants and then don their "broker" hat to help you in your carnal pursuit of that cutie at the other end of the bar. Whether simply pouring a draft beer from the tap or mixing an intricate and delicately balanced cocktail, bartenders have the ability to turn a routine night out on the town into one of the most memorable experiences you'll ever have.

If you patronage a place often enough it's not uncommon that a bartender becomes more than the person who fills your glass, but a buddy with whom you can talk to about news, politics, sports, the weather, and who got the "auf Wiedersehen" from Heidi Klum on the most recent episode of "Project Runway." They may even become a trusted friend who becomes much more important to you outside of the bar than in it.

When it's not all fun and games for the patrons before them, bartenders often act as a psychologist, therapist, or social worker, displaying listening skills that should rightly garner them sainthood in some cases. Most importantly to those of us not in the bar at the time, bartenders know when to cut someone off and when to take a person's car keys away and call them taxi.

While this annual Bartenders Issue features a select few of the community's mixologists, it is indeed dedicated to all the men and women who dutifully serve us our favorite libations. We thank them for their service and raise our glasses and beer bottles in honor of them. Cheers!

 

 

WILLIAM FRENCH
Scarlet Bar
Lakeview/Boystown

 

 

How old are you?
23

Are you a native Chicagoan?
Nope. From Michigan and Hawaii. Say I'm from Hawaii since it sounds more interesting and because so many others are from Michigan.

How long have you been tending bar?
I started in Hawaii about 4 years ago.

How long have you been here at Scarlet?
I've only been working here since February.

What is your specialty drink?
A Washington Apple. It has Crown Royal, cranberry juice, and Apple Pucker.

What's your suggested hangover remedy?
A dirty Bloody Mary, with lots of olive juice and lots of pickle juice.

Do you typically wear boxers, briefs or do you go commando?
Boxer Briefs.

 

 

TOM HOWE
Hideaway
Forest Park

 

 

How old are you?
50

Are you a native Chicagoan?
Yes. I was raised in the Little Village neighborhood on the southwest side.

How long have you been tending bar?
I've been doing this for 30 years.

How long have you been at Hideaway?
12 years.

What is your specialty drink?
It's called a Mounds Bar and is tastes just like the candy bar. I make it with Malibu rum, Amaretto, Godiva Chocolate liqueur, and ice cream.

What's your suggested hangover remedy?
A Bloody Mary.

Do you prefer boxers, briefs, jock straps or do you go commando?
Briefs.

 

 

KELLY RASMUSSEN
Mary's Attic
Andersonville

 

How old are you?
26

Are you a native Chicagoan?
Nah. I'm from St. Louis, Missouri.

How long have you been tending bar?
Well, I've been in the bar and restaurant business for the past couple of years.

How long have you been here at Mary's Attic?
Just a couple of months.

What is your specialty drink?
Jameson Whiskey. Neat.

What's your suggested hangover remedy?
Green chili and left-over lo mein.

Do you typically wear granny panties, a thong, or do you go commando?
Actually I wear boxer briefs.

 

 

DANIEL LOPEZ
Jackhammer
Far North Side

 

How old are you?
34

How long have you been a bartender?
For 6 years.

How long have you been at Jackhammer?
I've been here for 4 years,

Are you a native Chicagoan?
Yes, I'm from Chicago. I grew up in the Logan Square neighborhood.

What is your specialty drink?
I'm really good at making Margaritas.

What's your suggested hangover remedy?
A big bowl of chicken noodle soup.

Do you typically wear boxers, briefs or do you go commando?
Boxers

 

CARLOS SANTOS
Second Story Bar
Downtown

 

How old are you?
36

Are you a native Chicagoan?
I was born in New Jersey but raised here in Chicago.

How long have you been tending bar?
9 years and 8 of those years here at Second Story Bar.

What is your specialty drink?
It's called a Jolly Rancher. It has Watermelon Smirnoff vodka, Apple Pucker, Peach Schnapps, cranberry juice, sweet & sour, and Grenadine.

What's your suggested hangover remedy?
Sleep. Plain and simple.

Do you wear boxers, briefs, jock straps or do you go commando?
All of the above! Tonight it's boxer briefs.

 

 

BUTCH DUNCAN
Bobby Love's
Lakeview/Boystown

 

How old are you?
48

How long have you been in the bar and club business?
Well, I've been at this game for the past 25 years. First I was a DJ and have been bartending now for 7 years.

Are you a native Chicagoan?
No, I'm from Detroit.

How long have you been in Chicago?
I've been here for 15 years

What is your specialty drink?
I make a mean dirty Martini.

What's your suggested hangover remedy?
A really big plate of biscuits and gravy.

Do you typically wear boxers, briefs or do you go commando?
Jock straps! Big sweaty ones!