Aries March, 21-April, 19
Things are finally going your way, now is the time to be a bit humble, not your usual bitchy self.

Taurus April, 20 - May, 21
There is travel in your future, now it could be a real vacation or just an overnight at the 42nd precinct, mind your manners either place!

Gemini May, 21 - June, 21
Time moves swiftly and before you know it is time to gather your nuts and go into hiding for the winter. Take advantage of what's left of the good weather and start gathering some nuts!

Cancer June, 22 - July, 22
Looking for a new career? There is a lot to be said about personal assistants. I am looking for one to do those daunting jobs like grinding my hoofs. Any interest?

Leo July, 23 - August, 22
Like a waterfall you sit and gurgle, make funny noises and even chase your tail. This could be a sign of irritable bowel syndrome.

Virgo August, 23 - September, 22
This is no time to be pushy, that's Aries job. People will notice you without you walking down the street with your pants down around your ankles.

Libra September, 23 - October, 22
Where do you find the time? With your bulging social calendar, shopping dating and party life, it is amazing that you have time to get laid! Take a personal day and diddle yourself if need be.

Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21
You are progressively heading toward a slump. You should try to de-funk yourself before it turns nasty both inside and out.

Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21
Mourning the last season of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" it has become your personal challenge to turn out as many straight men as possible. Go Girl!!

Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19
As you work to bring more balance into your life, remember that it can't be done overnight, unless it is with the right person.

Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18
Decency is something we are taught and something we choose to be, slut.

Pisces February, 19 - March, 20
According to the stars you have the gift for giving a person a lift. So put that gift to good use and watch it come back to you.

Until Next timeThink peace and it will happen! Ms Mae