Hello Kittens! And welcome to a superstar's dream, my own advice column. Whether you have questions about love, life, revenge, trade, etiquette, or if you have any good gossip or need a recipe. Ask me. I know everything and have done everything, so don't hesitate to dig deep into that bag of smut and ask away. You can e-mail your questions to MsMae@mchsi.com or send them to BOI Magazine 1711 N. Ashland Ave. 2nd Floor Chicago, IL 60614 to my attention of course. I look forward to helping every one of you in your time of need.

Dear Daisy
I have a question that I don't think you have addressed before (hope it's not too kinky). I am interested in learning the technique for doing a prostate massage. My partner enjoys being anally stimulated and I am sure this would be a "winner" for us. I just need to know the proper way to do it.

Signed,
Forest Park Finger Puppet

Dear Finger Puppet,

While anal play may be considered kinky and somewhat taboo, nothing is too kinky for Daisy Mae. This is a sexual practice that more than a few men and women, regardless of sexual orientation, enjoy. In men, this potent pleasure point is the prostate, which is found inside their anal canal. The prostate's primary function, however, is to aid in reproduction. It does this by secreting a fluid into semen before ejaculation occurs, helping with sperm mobility and prolonging the life of the sperm once it leaves the penis, however, I'd like to think it is there solely for pleasure.

Before anal play, it can be helpful for your partner to urinate and/or have a bowel movement before you begin. One does not want to pull out a poop on our finger now does one? You can cut and file smooth your fingernails as well, so that there are no rough or jagged edges. Relaxation is also important, minimizing or preventing the possibility of tearing the thin lining of the rectum, and setting the stage for pleasure. Some people relax by taking a warm bath. Others begin by sensuously massaging their partner's body, slowly leading to the butt and inner thighs, using or adding massage oil or lubricant. For safer anal play, you can wear a latex glove with a dab of water-based lubricant on it.

As your partner begins to enjoy the sensations, using water-based lube, gradually insert your finger(s) into his anus. You may notice that I am also including plurals. I have friends that are considered pigs and have found if you give them a finger, they want the whole hand. You may both need to experiment with various positions that allow for easy access. In the meantime, you can begin with him lying on his back. Insert your finger(s) about an inch or so, and when your partner is comfortable, move your finger(s) in an upward motion along the wall of the rectal lining that faces the front of his body. Try to locate a round bulb of tissue ­BINGO- this is the prostate. Once you locate this area, move your finger(s) in a "come hither" motion, as if you were asking someone to move closer to you so that you could whisper a secret. Use your finger pad(s) on the tip(s) of your finger(s) to massage the prostate, and be mindful of not using your nail(s). Ask him what feels good and how he wants to be touched. While you are touching your partner in this way, you can ask if he wants more or less pressure, or slower or faster strokes. You can also ask him if he wants you to touch his penis, testicles, or perineum simultaneously. Some men like oral sex or kissing at the same time, too. I suggest you cut through the chit chat and get down to the nitty gritty,

Be aware that receiving anal stimulation may cause feelings of having to go to the bathroom. Never take this feeling for granted you may end up with a hand full. More often than not, this is just a "feeling" that the stimulation causes and may take some getting used to. If your partner indeed does find pleasure from this experience, it might set him over the edge if you rhythmically or irregularly press on his prostate gland before or during ejaculation. It is even possible for men to orgasm through prostate stimulation alone.

Hopefully, you'll hit the jackpot with this rectal rub. At a minimum, you will be learning together, trusting each other, and having a new experience. Now get out there and stick one in for the Mae!

Dear Daisy,
I was wondering if it is possible to fracture or "break" my penis when it is erect. I have heard that it is possible and that it is painful. Can it be corrected and will it go back to normal?

Signed,
Crooked on Cornelius

Dear Crooked,

Even though there are no actual bones in a boner, it is possible to break one's penis. To understand how this incredibly rare and painful event can occur, we first need to review a little (or not so little) penile anatomy. The shaft of the penis is comprised of two chambers of spongy tissue, the corpora cavernosa, which run along the inside length of the penis. Erections occur when, in response to physical and/or mental triggers, the nerves of the penis signal the surrounding muscles to relax, allowing blood to pour into the corpora cavernosa. A thick membrane surrounding the corpora cavernosa, the tunica albuginea, keeps the blood that is being pumped into those spongy chambers from being able to escape. The result, is a stiffer, larger, and more rigid rod. Although your erect penis may feel rock-hard, it is still flesh and blood.

Penile fractures occur when an erect penis is thrust against a harder, less flexible object. This could happen if someone enthusiastically plunges and pumps his penis into a partner, or a pillow let's say, and misses or "over-runs" the intended opening and instead hits a pubic bone, headboard, or other hard surface. If the object is hard enough, and the erect penis is thrust with enough force, that thick membrane surrounding the corpora cavernosa can tear, causing an audible "cracking" sound, abrupt loss of erection, severe pain and bruising, and a penis that is typically "bent" to one side or the other.

Penile fractures are a medical emergency and must be evaluated and treated immediately. In severe cases, it is possible to damage the urethra, interfering with urination. Treatment for penile fractures consists of immediate evaluation and, most often, surgical intervention to repair the tunica albuginea and restore or preserve erectile function and the ability to pass urine. Similar to other fractures, the sooner the broken part is "set," the less likely permanent damage and misshapenness will result.

Even though many penile fractures can be fixed, it's probably safer and more pleasurable to focus on finesse rather than force when working and playing with an erection.

Again, broken penises are really hard to come by, so try not to let stories about this highly unlikely occurrence stand in the way of the happiness that your erect penis might bring to you and others.

Thanks for all your letters and e-mails. Let me remind you that I am not a licensed therapist nor do I claim to know everything. I will however try to answer your questions to the best of my ability, so if there is something you need to know, e-mail me at MsMae@mchsi.com or send them to BOI Magazine 1711 N. Ashland Ave. 2nd Floor Chicago, IL 60614 to my attention of course.