Aries March, 21-April, 19 Yes Aries, you are a Diva, and you will let everyone know it. That is your nature. You are up in everybody's Kool-Aid. So mix it with some Vodka and have a party. Taurus April, 20 - May, 21 Like a bull-dyke in a china shop, you don't need anyone to notice you. There you are! Don't worry about that clumsiness; it is just a phase, just like that homo thing. Gemini May, 21 - June, 21 Can't decide if you want to be in the spotlight or behind the stage? Well that doesn't surprise me. When you figure it out, give me a call. Cancer June, 22 - July, 22 You have style; you have flare, now all you have to do is get a life! Skipping around from bar to bar and bookstore to bookstore only makes you an Aquarius! Leo July, 23 - August, 22 You roar, we look, but people still avoid you? Did you fart? That is the leading cause for people not liking to be around others. That and being an asshole; I'd rather fart. Virgo August, 23 - September, 22 Oh venerable Virgo, you vex me. Quiet on the outside and loud on the inside, first you want to be a slut then you want to charge for it. Find a happy medium. Libra September, 23 - October, 22 It's all about balance and harmony, you of all people should know that! Take some time off, you have been the Bell of the ball all summer, give your legs a rest and let them rest. Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21 This summer you have seen more laps than a napkin! We could have been such good friends, but, Scorpio, pastels? Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21 You belong to a unique club that requires you to be just you! Don't spoil it by demanding the spotlight, let the spotlight come to you. Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19 I know this sounds crazy but, consider this. Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18 This is amazing; you have been a slut all simmer! Imagine that! Pisces February, 19 - March, 20 There is something fishy going on and you have to get to the bottom of it. This shouldn't be hard since most of your adult life has been spent on your back. Until Next timeDiva's need love too! Ms Mae