Well my kittens it's all up to you my furry friends to keep me on my toes and off my back paws! So, send me a letter either e-mail to Dear.Daisy@sbcglobal.net to you can always send it to me with a postal worker to BOI Magazine c/o Dear Daisy 3647 N. Halsted Ave., Chicago IL 60613. Now let's see what's on your mind.

Dear Daisy,
Here's a few questions:
Why do younger men feel the need to impress older women?
Do men know when they have met the right "woman" (marriage)?
Why do men expect women to wait until they are ready?

Signed,
Lola

Dear Lola,
Younger men do not feel the need to impress older women, rather men feel the need to impress everyone. When women are around a man's every movement and word is carefully measured to attract and impress the womenfolk. When men are only in the company of other men, every movement and word is designed to make the other men think they're lesser men. It's only when men are alone do they break the shackles of male posturing and feel free enough to admit they got misty-eyed while watching Titanic.

I'm surprised anyone now a days is able to cut through the hubbub of daily life long enough to feel any emotion, let alone decide the object of their desire is worthy of marriage. If our economy wasn't so dependent on the mass purchase of toaster ovens each spring I suspect our fine legislators would already be passing laws discouraging wedlock. We don't want people feeling too much pleasure in their lives, after all, lest they abandon their worker-ant lifestyle to pursue such activities full time.

Those men who expect women to wait are merely testing the ladies' demeanor. If she waits he knows she's the type who won't divorce him even after he comes home with lipstick on his penis.

Hey Daisy
...this is my third time writing in...I'm the Friendly Flirtatious Giant... Still single....but happy and still flirtatious....I don't have a problem but I have a general question.

Daisy, you have been offering advice for many people over a long time....what motivates you? Why do you give this advice? Are you making good money? Or do you do this from the goodness of your heart? I'm curious...thanks for listening and by the way....I love how you handle In-DUH-viduals...
Love,Peace and Chicken Grease,
The Friendly, Flirtatious Giant

Dear Giant Dude,
This question has been asked of me over the years and it seems each time I'm asked I have a different answer so rather than conjuring up yet another, I'll let you choose your own response. After all we still have free will... for the time being.

A List of Reasons Why Daisy! Does Dear Daisy! Which Happens To Be Comprised Of Ten Items
1. An obsessive compulsive disorder compels me to endlessly answer other people's questions.
2. It's the public service portion of my probation.
3. I do it to give The Man the finger.
4. The universe is comprised of equal parts: those who need help and those who can offer help. I'm just doing my part to maintain that equilibrium.
5. I really do get a nickel every time someone asks me a question.
6. Because the truth is out there.
7. It began as an effort to make the world wide web popular. I guess I can knock off now, huh?
8. Writing is the only thing that silences the voices in my head.
9. Because, dammit, I really do care.
10. Truth-telling has become a novelty, and I'm a novelty act.

Dear Daisy
I am 19 years old, and I want you to tell me about a very good sex web page.

Thank you ...
dear EZRA...
form Israel

Dear Ezra,
If you need help finding sex sites on the web, you're well beyond my ability to help you. Fall to your knees now and beg the gods to grant you, ex post facto, the same wisdom and intelligence bestowed upon the majority of other humans. This supernatural solution seems your only hope.

Dear Daisy,
What is May Day?

How many countries celebrated May Day?

How many countries declared 1st of May as Labor Day, or could this just be an awesome effect you have on the world?

Signed,
May

Dear May,
Like most of the popular holidays, May Day was appropriated from pagan traditions then twisted and transmogrified to meet the marketing needs of the new religions. Back in the days before Christ undertook roughing up money changers, May Day was called Beltain by its' pagan participants and, as with many other pagan celebrations, it marked a specific season, in this case the celebration of the renewed fertility of the earth after the long, dark winter months. It is said that the pagans suspended all marriage vows during entire month of May as part of this fertility festival, allowing married folks to freely cavort with whomever they chose without any social or legal repercussions.

And all that sure sounds better than dressing up in a fancy uniform and marching along side missiles and tanks. However, the Mae Night experience has left many with a tear and an obligation to their country.

Hey Ms Mae.
Y'ever miss me once in a while? *G*

Signed,
Rusty

Almighty Rusty,
From the moment I open my eyes to my last conscious thought before drifting off to sleep, Rusty, you're the foremost thought in my mind. Often at work when I find myself with a spare moment I'll silently weep over your absence from my life. The only thing that keeps me close to you Rusty is the shrine I've created in your memory. Built of purple construction paper and aluminum foil it's home to printouts of every question you ever asked of me, always burning candles and a lock of red hair I snatched off this chick's head one day when I mistook her for you and went totally mental. The public service I was sentenced to as a result of the assault charges sucks but it was worth it. Rusty, when will you accept the fact that our love is true and shouldn't be denied? We're destined to be together forever. Just you and me and our cabbage head baby doll. Why do you spurn me, Rusty? WHY!?! Oh no... it's happening again. Make the voices stop Rusty. You're the only one who can.