Aries March, 21-April, 19
Things have been tough, but it looks like the light at the end of the tunnel might be glittering gold. Of course with your luck, it is a hallucination from your seedy past.

Taurus April, 20 - May, 21
Timing is everything. You have been considering making some changes lately and now is the time to do it. So don't delay, make those changes now, you might want to start with your underwear.

Gemini May, 21 - June, 21
You feel like the world has stopped revolving, well, around you. News flash! It is still twirling and you need to pick yourself up by your pump straps and get back on. Everything will be fine.

Cancer June, 22 - July, 22
With summer drawing to a close, you are in a mad scramble to find a mate for the winter. You are in a frenzy to prepare your nest for that perfect person, well at least someone you can stand until the thaw.

Leo July, 23 - August, 22
You are the leader of the pack. You seem to have an entourage wherever you go. Where are their loyalties? Make sure that you hold all the sharp objects and have a cocktail taster on hand!

Virgo August, 23 - September, 22
You are doing everything to keep summer from ending, but not changing your calendar is not the answer. You can still have the best tan and be the prettiest person in the room no matter what season it is.

Libra September, 23 - October, 22
You look forward to your favorite season fall. It is a time of renewal for you. For everyone else, it is a time of shitty weather and dead leaves. You are so optimistic, that is why you are so fucked up.

Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21
As you look out for your extended family, you keep your luggage in baggage claim. Get those bags out and unpack them. Pay attention to your feelings or you may explode and that is so messy.

Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21
The voices in your head are telling you that you are running out of time, but for what? My suggestion is not to listen to them or try to coordinate them into a choir. It sure beats an iPod.

Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19
Does life seem like Marty Tyler Moore re-run? Don't worry; you're going to make it after all! It is only a matter of time before you get your shit together and stop watching TVLand!

Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18
You could have it so much worse; I'd rather be a slut than Paula Sinclare!

Pisces February, 19 - March, 20
On the food chain you are moving up. Things are slowly but surely looking better for you. Keep making strides and taking baby steps, you will find that things will get better. If not go out and get drunk.

Until Next timesend good thoughts to others that need them. Ms. Mae