Aries March, 21-April, 19
Get up, stand up and git er done! It sounds a lot easier than it really is. Concentrate on the small things and everything will fall in place. Good times are coming.

Taurus April, 20 - May, 21
Is your life on hold? Hang on and things will start to change, after all change is the only thing that is constant. Just like hemorrhoids, it is a pain in the ass.

Gemini May, 21 - June, 21
The flood gates are opening and you are standing at the doors. Make sure that you are ready for lots of fun and frolic. Keep in mind the messier you get the more fun you have!

Cancer June, 22 - July, 22
Something is brewing in the air; you can smell it for miles, but, where is it coming from? We all have our suspicions dear Cancer, did you make a stinky?

Leo July, 23 - August, 22
Here we go again! Up and down, up and down. Your life is like a roller coaster that never ends. Fear not, the ride will end soon and you will probably get off and vomit.

Virgo August, 23 - September, 22
Like a mother bird teaching her babies to fly, you have found it's hard to push that trick out of your nest. Go ahead; there will be another one down the street.

Libra September, 23 - October, 22
You are in celebration mode, your birth phase is kicking in and you are kicking off! Everything in moderation, is there such a thing as too much sex?

Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21
What is the big secret? You have been sneaking around lately. Are we the only ones that have noticed? Let it out and you will feel much better. And people won't talk about you.

Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21
Let the games begin, but what else is new? You are always playing but never seem to win. The true fun is in the hunt and the chase, once you have them you are off to the next.

Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19
You have something to prove, but what is it? Maybe it is time to look deep inside and find out what you want, what you really, really want. Wow you're a Spice Girl!

Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18
As the days are getting shorter that means that the nights are getting longer and what an opportunity for a slut to shine!

Pisces February, 19 - March, 20
Seeing is not always believing, your mind can play tricks on you. You must play tricks back, It works, Paula Sinclare has been doing it for years, and years, and years.

Until Next timeBaby you can drive my car. Ms Mae