Aries March, 21-April, 19 Run the other way as fast as you can! This in not the season of love for you, dear Aries, if you already have love, hang on with all your might, if not, give it a rest. Taurus April, 20 - May, 21 As the summer breeze continues to blow, so do you. Experience is not always measured by quantity, sometimes we must strive for quality. Gemini May, 21 - June, 21 In a daring world you have to make some big decisions. Shall it be flip flops to the beach or sandals? More important than that, should you spit or swallow? Cancer June, 22 - July, 22 Nothing says love like a great night out with someone you love. Even if you are just getting to know this person, if they pay for dinner, put out, it's only right. Leo July, 23 - August, 22 Find the fire inside you. If it is coming through the urinary tract, you may want to seek medical attention. Virgo August, 23 - September, 22 You put out an SOS whether you know it or not. You should see some relief to the problems at hand very soon. At least that is what I'd like to think. Libra September, 23 - October, 22 You worry about how others perceive you, but in the scheme of things, who really gives a fuck? It is all about how you perceive yourself that matters. Remember that! Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21 Confused about reality? What is reality but a collective hunch? Reality is what you make it. It can suck or it can be a real hum dinger! Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21 Looking for evidence of human contact? Ask yourself why? What can be so important that you need to talk on your cell phone at the grocery store? Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19 Stop trying so hard to solve everybody else's problems. You aren't Condoleeza Rice. Focus on yourself and everybody else's problems will go away. Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18 Sluts have few problems, if you see shallow as a strongpoint. Pisces February, 19 - March, 20 Nature has a way of leading us down the path we need to be on. It is when we go down the paths at cocksucker hill that we get ourselves into trouble. Until Next timeStay on your own mat during nap time! Ms Mae