Hello Kittens! And welcome to a superstar's dream, my own advice column.  Whether you have questions about love, life, revenge, trade, etiquette, or if you have any good gossip or need a recipe.  Ask me.  I know everything and have done everything, so don't hesitate to dig deep into that bag of smut and ask away.  You can e-mail your questions to MsMae@mchsi.com or send them to BOI Magazine 1711 N. Ashland Ave. 2nd Floor Chicago, IL 60614 to my attention of course.  I look forward to helping every one of you in your time of need. 

Dear Daisy,

Will a transmission from a 1986 Chevrolet Caprice work in a 1988 GMC Suburban?

Signed,

Shifting Gears

Dear Shifty,

What size engine is in both vehicles? What kind of transmission is in both vehicles? If both vehicles have 350 engines, then the transmission should work. Measure the tail shaft on both transmissions. If they are the same it should work. Also, check and make sure both have dentent cable connections. If so, make sure that both are fuel injected or both are carburetors.

Dear Daisy,

I have been having a bit of a lull in the romance department lately.  I have tried everything except throwing myself in front of guys naked!  What can I do to end this dry spell? I think I will go insane.

Signed,

Brenda Brillo

Dear Brillo,

Sex is Cyclical.  Sometimes you get a nut sometimes you don't.  This is not something you can force.  Well you can, but it has its repercussions.  Hang loose and give it some time.  Until then get yourself a vat of lube and a card at Specialty Video. And by the way, insanity is not a side effect of celibacy, or is it?