PIE HOLE PIZZA
By Justin Boltz

Going home after the bars unsatisfied? Not to worry, there's another hole ready and waiting. How about a place with as many tasty tops as delectable bottoms? Where you can grab a tossed salad and a warm pie all to yourselfor to share! No, I'm not referring to local bathhouse, change it up a bit, try Pie Hole. It's the trendy Boystown pizza den we all know and love with a new owner and new tricks up it's sleeve.

Steps from the Halsted strip and open till the wee hours of 3am on weekdays, 6am on weekends, Pie Hole's my no fuss choice after a long night of rejection. What kind of deliciousness would I be crying into the evening of my food review? I'd start off with a piece of the Picatta Pie, slathered in white alfredo sauce, chicken, capers, and artichoke hearts. It's amazing how fast you can slam down one of their huge flavorful slices when you haven't been laid in months. I'd follow up the dainty dish with a little kick of red pesto, spicy Italian sausage, pepper jack cheese, banana peppers, and carmelized onions complements of Pie Hole's "fire in the hole" pizza. How much more could I have possibly ate, you ask? I'm in the business of eating my feelings and I had a sweet to satisfy. I had no problem cramming a little sugar in the hole with serving of the fruity booty pizza piemmmhey, don't judge.

Go for it: If you're sick of Mexican food and trashy diners as your only post bar food fix and want a modern twist on an old favorite.

Skip it: If you have no sense of humor or you're getting ass tonight instead of eating.

Don't miss their "all-you-can-shove" Wednesday...all you can eat for only 9.99!