Here is the first Dear Daisy

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Dear Daisy,

I have been with my lover for 3 years. At first our sex life was terrific; we had sex almost every day. Now I am lucky to get it once a week. Do you think he is getting it somewhere else or just slowing down? I am an experienced bottom and want to keep my man. What can I do?

Signed,

Tightening up

Dear Tight,

The problem probably didn't start over night and it won't be solved over night. Since sexual desire runs in cycles, he may just need a little prodding. Set the mood; get the romance back in your life. If that doesn't work you may want to talk to a counselor. But, if you think he's cheating, ask him if he remembers Lorena Bobbitt.

Dear Daisy,

I have a dinner date and I really want to impress him with my cooking, but I
am not sure what to make. Can you offer me a sure fire recipe that will keep this man coming back for more?

Thanks,

Connie Casserole

Dear Connie,

I myself have won many of hearts with this chicken dish. Cut up a whole
chicken, braise it and put it in the oven at 350 to finish it off. Dice one onion, one green pepper, some garlic and sauté in butter and olive oil. When the onions are translucent, add a can of whole tomatoes. Before the Chicken comes out of the oven put a piece of Muenster cheese over each piece and let it melt. Serve the chicken with a big scoop of the veggies over it, a loaf of crusty bread and a semi dry rose wine. This man will be back for more. After all the best way to a man's heart is through his ass!

"Daisy Mae is not a licensed therapist and gives advice for entertainment purposes only"