Aries March 21-April, 19
You are entering a new phase, you will still be getting laid, but people won't call you a slut, at least not to your face like they did before.

Taurus April 20 - May 21
Summer is winding up, and you are just getting wound up. It seems you are becoming quite the party whore. However, it is not necessary to throw a party every time you have a good hair day.

Gemini May 21 - June 21
You have the power! Once you figure out what power it is and how you can use it, it will be too late. Sorry.

Cancer June 22 - July 22
Take time to care for your self, the dentist may have found no cavities, but other people did and they weren't even looking in your mouth

Leo July 23 - August 22
Reflection is something you shouldn't be afraid of, especially when you look in a mirror. There is good swimwear weather now, so take advantage of thong season while you can, because you won't be able to stuff your ass into them after Thanksgiving.

Virgo August 23 - September 22
As you look over the past few months, what have you really accomplished? Who really gives a shit as long as you've had fun. You are determined to have a good time and you don't care how many people you have to fuck to get it.

Libra September 23 - October 22
Your life has read like a Stephen King novel lately, and you've had about enough. I suggest a trip to the library, perhaps the romance isle. The Ram is not a Library or a theatretechnically.

Scorpio October 23 - November 21
You have been in the mood recently to start nesting. So find someone you are physically attracted to, give them your own personality and ignore any faults they may have. (My recipe for a good relationship.)

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
No longer satisfied with the regiment of your sexuality, you feel the need for experimentation. Be very careful when trying new things, it's not the head that hurt's, it's the first shoulder.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Retread finished and now you're ready to roll. Yes, it is downhill but then again at least you will run into Paula Sinclaire when you hit the gutter.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18
You may be asked to do a good deed. Don't refuse, even if it's sticking your finger in a dyke.

Pisces February 19 - March 20
Now that you have learned to tie more knots than a drunken sailor ever knew, it's time to put your new found talent to work. How about bondage night at the Eagle? Tell 'em Daisy sent you.

Until next time, remember to floss! ......Ms. Mae