Aries March, 21-April, 19 You are all about watching the festivities in the city. People from all over the world right in your own back yard, kind of makes you feel like sniffing their asses like a dog! Taurus April, 20 - May, 21 Summer makes you ready for anything, especially the horizontal mambo! Seek and you shall find. Alleys and bookstores are your best bet for summer fun! Gemini May, 21 - June, 21 Feel the spirit in the air as you look for participants for your own twisted little games. Hide the sausage and sneeze in the cabbage patch were never official categories. Cancer June, 22 - July, 22 While you are standing in line waiting for what ever it is you are waiting for, remember to be patient. People will be stare at you if you are pushy, especially with what you are wearing. Leo July, 23 - August, 22 Do it long and do it hard. You don't care with whom; even Paula Sinclare is a contender! She needs a mercy fuck now and again. Be kind to animals. Virgo August, 23 - September, 22 Make a wish on a falling star. If you don't see one, look for someone throwing a cigarette butt in the air, after all these aren't real horoscopes! Libra September, 23 - October, 22 Have you found the right person? This is how you can tell: let them pay for everything, be a bitch, put out and if they are still around next week, be nice and they are yours! Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21 Capitalize on what you have. Take inventory on your assets. This may be difficult if all you have is an ass. But fear not you can do business with that. Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21 Get off your ass and get out! It is summer time and there are things to do and people to meet. Put on a clean shirt and wash your ass. Now, don't you feel better? Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19 Keep the groove going, you have been on a manic upswing for weeks now and you have to keep going. Keep taking your medication and wash it down with a cocktail gurl! Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18 It's the summer of the slut; you know how they like it! Pisces February, 19 - March, 20 Just for fun, let's pretend that you like everybody you meet and you are going to have a good time this summer. Keep this attitude and I guarantee a great time. Until Next time love hard and drink plenty of fluids, Ms. Mae