Dear Daisy
Why do I like the smell of my own poo? One time mypoo stopped and I had to dig it out. After that it was ok and I was glad to smell my poo that day.
Signed, NoseyDear Nosey,
It's yours, that's why. You like everything about yourself, even your own poo. It tells you that you are working as you should. My advice is to take time and concentrate on other functions of your body as well.
Dear Daisy,
Has anyone else bought fourty pies from McDonald'sat one time? (and yes by ELSE I mean I have )
Signed, Ron Mc.
Dear Ron,
I would hope not. Poor you, are you trying to kill yourself with pies? Don't do it! Step away from the pies! It will all be okay. That's right, you can cry on my shoulder, I understand. Let's just throw those away. Maybe tomorrow you can start eating better with a real apple and some peanut butter. Yea, it's ok; you'll feel better in a few weeks. Just get through the withdrawal stage and you'll be fine. That's right. Let us never speak of that awful place again.
Dear Daisy,
Do you think it is weird to have a diaper fetish? If youare not familiar on the diaper fetish, it is when you wish that you could wear diapers and act like a baby. I wish my boyfriend would do it to me, like diaper me and change me when I'm wet, but I think he will think I'm totally odd and not like me anymore. I try hard NOT to have a diaper fetish but it excites me the most.
Signed, D. PendsDear D,
Don't ask me what I think. I am not fucking you, so it is not my business. Sure, I think it is odd, but a lot of people have kinks and it is not my place to say what is kosher and what isn't. I don't know what kind of guy your boyfriend is, but if he is pretty sexually open he shouldn't have a problem. Me, I probably would, not because I think there is anything wrong with it, but because I try not to involve toilet stuff with sex stuff. And I am afraid changing wet diapers would fall under the NO EXCREMENT section of things I will and won't do.
Dear Daisy,
Have you ever had sex in the shower? My boyfriend wants us to try it, and we're not old fashioned, but I'mskeptical. Knowing me I'd slip on some soap or something. I know we could just buy one of those things so you don't fall, but that still doesn't help with positions and stuff. Please Daisy, any recommendations?
Signed Webbed FeetDear Web,
Don't do it in the shower. It is not worth the risk, plus, it is awkward and difficult to do in such a way that hits all the spots. You will slip and knock all of your teeth out on the faucet. I would suggest compromising and letting your boyfriend bend you over the bathroom sink and do it that way. The floor would be dry and not slippery, and you would be able to steady yourself a lot better. Also it would be real sweet.
