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Aries March, 21-April,
19
Live, laugh and love, this is our time to celebrate the freedoms
that we might take for granted. Remember that there was a strong
Aries that fought for our pride today!
Taurus April, 20 - May,
21
Get out and party, but dont over do it! Pride is for fun, not
puking on your shoes. Nobody likes a sloppy drunk. But everyone
loves a party.
Gemini
May, 21 - June,
21
Make that decision about your wardrobe and accessories and get
to the parade! Just make sure you have enough sunscreen and
make sure its 100 proof!
Cancer
June,
22 - July, 22
Its OK to point and laugh at the drag queens, and the funny stuff,
but dont point and laugh at the half naked boys with little pee
pees it will make them embarrassed.
Leo July, 23 - August,
22
You will be the loudest and the proudest at the parade this year.
Comb your mane and clip your claws. Your stuff will be strutted
in the highest of fashion this year.
Virgo
August,
23 - September, 22
You want to go, so whats keeping you? Is it too much sun? is
it the crowds? Well butch up Virgo, its only a fucking parade.
Go out, Be Proud and get over it!
Libra
September,
23 - October, 22
Ste the tone for the weekend, have a brunch, see a parade and
then a cocktail soire and show a movie. Knowing you it will
be Mommie Dearest!
Scorpio
October,
23 - November, 21
Throw fashion to the wind, its all about comfort! Light colors
and shorts ripped up to your crack! Be careful or some may mistake
you for an Aquarius!
Sagittarius November, 22 -
December, 21
At first you were afraid, you were petrified, but now that you
are out of the closet, let no man put you down, unless of course
you want to be, and Im sure you do!
Capricorn
December,
22 - January, 19
You love a parade, the politicians, the suburban gays, but you
especially like the dancing boys! Just a reminder, you cant take
them off the float and take them home with you.
Aquarius
January,
20 - February, 18
Its slutfest 2006! Like a kid in a candy shop.
Pisces
February,
19 - March, 20
You look over the throngs of people and you are so proud to be
a part of the revolution that is gay. It makes you happy as
a little girl! What else is new?
Until Next timePride
makes us all one! Ms Mae
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