Aries March, 21-April, 19 This time you are really in control. Too bad you have to come to terms that you really are a bottom! Get over it and stuff something up your ass and get over it! Taurus April, 20 - May, 21 Over the river and through the woods to Leather Mart you go. What an assortment of goodies to tickle your fancy. You're as happy as a little girl. What else is new? Gemini May, 21 - June, 21 You have never been much on the decision making department, but now you don't have to be. You can get a big old dildo and fuck yourself! Who needs friends? Cancer June, 22 - July, 22 Poppers and butt plugs and rope, oh my! Poppers and butt plugs and rope, oh my! Follow the yellow piss road. You'll see poppers will make you dance! Leo July, 23 - August, 22 It's time for you to experiment with your dark side and try a little bondage. But leave it to you dear Leo, to want to know want type of wine you serve with discipline. Virgo August, 23 - September, 22 Alas, my poor Virgo, none of the sex games appeal to you. You just sit in the corner and masturbate, and that's OK. Self gratification is fine and you don't have to look your best Libra September, 23 - October, 22 Get out and live a little. Summer is finally on its way and there are streets to terrorize! Set forth for excitement and frivolity. Just remember no glove, no love! Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21 Keep pushing for what you believe in. Just because you make a few mistakes doesn't make you a tart, an Aquarius maybe, but never a tart. Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21 Never say never. You may someday decide that organ displacement is something you may want to experience. It's not the fist that hurts, it's the first shoulder. Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19 Be careful when you cross the streets, look both ways, there may be trade out there that you don't want to miss! Looking both ways insures that you will see them. Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18 The moon is in retrograde which means you are a slut, go figure! Pisces February, 19 - March, 20 With all the ruckus in your life, its time to take some time out for yourself. Retreat and find someone that you want to spend more than one night with. You might enjoy it. Until Next time, Daddy spanks us because he loves us. Ms Mae