Aries
Your enthusiasm and energy will help you accomplish your goals. Finish any projects that were left hanging. Pretend they're a pair of balls, grab them tight and clean up your mess!

Taurus
If you feel restless, give yourself a change of pace. You can change the energy around you, by simply switching gears. If you are willing to put forth the effort, you could change the batteries in your vibrator.

Gemini
New financial opportunities could bring you honor and recognition and give you a happy-go-lucky outlook on life. First, however, you must be willing to take it up the ass.

Cancer
You're in charge now, and you may feel optimistic about the challenges that lie ahead. You could impress a partner or mate by being a top, but being butch could make you nervous and affect your performance.

Leo
Cooperative ventures and your home life appear too good to be true. If you glamorize a person or situation you could be let down. Three is not always a crowd.

Virgo
Money may disappear too rapidly unless you are very diligent about your expenditures. You could end up having to work the streets like a common hooker, for fun and profit!

Libra
Be realistic about money and creative ventures. You may have to confront the reality of your work situation to see the truth behind your dreams and fantasies. But trust me there is a lot more money in being a mattress with a name.

Scorpio
Don't let your romantic fantasies or visions of a perfect live-in situation tempt you to overlook the important details. A loved one may be unpredictable or unreliable so always keep the strap-on handy.

Sagittarius
You'll count your blessings when you realize how much financial and emotional security a partner or mate provides for you. Sure, sometimes you feel like a slut, sometimes you don't.

Capricorn
You have completed the tasks you have set for yourself and now is the time to celebrate! Take yourself out for dinner and a date then, go fuck yourself.

Aquarius
You slut, you could make a mint selling your dirty panties.

Pisces
Be wary of running away just as things start to fall in place. A short trip or momentary change of pace could give you relief you need. Of course so would an enema.

Until Next time.You always love the one you hurt. Ms Mae