Dear Daisy,
Hi there , first of all Thanx for such a great facility ;-)
I want to know the full-form of UFO , whether it is
" Unidentified Flying Object " or "United Federation Org."And if it is "United Fed.... " then anything like U.I.F.O. is there for Unidentified flying object ?
I have heard people saying they saw UFO , so i think thats not Organization but they are talking about Alien thing. So please help me out.
U may consider it very silly question , but I am still sure U will answer me !
Mail me on following
*** 1) someaddress@domain.in
** 2) anotheraddress@domain.net
* 3) goobgoobgojoobiamthewalrus@freeemailservice.com
* = relibility.
Waiting for Ur mail soon ....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be HaPpY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be HaPpY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~,
I haven't been told I have a great facility for quite awhile. Thanks.

Here are my answers, using asterisks ("*") to indicate reliability.

Answer #1 rating = *******
I had a dog once named Mittens because he was all white except for his two front paws which had black marks over them, making it look like he was wearing mittens. I suppose we could have called him "Gloves", but that didn't sound as cute.

Answer #2 rating = * 1/2
You're confused. You've been watching too much Star Trek. You're thinking of the United Federation of Planets. You see, they have this big hairy thing leading it's main ship. It's called a Wookie. The Wookie leads his ship into battle against these metallic robot guys with the one eye that zips across it's head back and forth like the front of Kitt on the Knight Rider show. It think they're called Cylons. They're bad. But not all the robots in this show are bad because there's also another one whose head looks like the head of a penis and he's always saying, "Go Buck! Biddy, biddy, biddy." He's a good robot.

Answer #3 rating = *****
There is no such thing as an unidentified flying object, or UFO. All the major governments on this planet have proof that creatures from another planet are visiting ours and these governments are withholding this information from the general public because if we all found out the truth our civilization as we know it would crumble and fall. What they don't want you to know: all human life on this planet is nothing more than a massive experiment. Except in we're the rats in this lab.

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I'm wondering if your Dear Daisy column is real. Do you really help solve problems and answer questions? Well I have a lot to say what should I do?
From miss ask questions

Dear, miss ask questions,
This column is as real as the sweetness of an afternoon summer's breeze, as the babble of a brook, the raindrops in the forest during a spring shower, the wheeze and cough of an old derelict passed out in the alley. Sometimes I don't answer reader's questions. Sometimes the answers are hidden in a code only the reader understands. Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't. If you have a lot to say you'd better start saying it because everyone is listening and we're not bound to stand here for very long if you don't start saying something soon.

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