Dear Daisy,
Is the grass really greener on the other side
Lawn GuyDear Lawn Guy,
Sometimes yes. Other times, no it just looks greener. The best thing to do is to tear down all fences and things that separate grass so that it is all the same big patch of green instead of us all being forced to compare and pick sides.
Dear Daisy,
Why does my boyfriend's penis have two holes?
Dear Reader,
Most likely your boyfriend was born with hypospadias, a relatively common abnormality that may affect up to 3 in 1000 newborn boys. Instead of having a urethral opening at the end of the penis, boys born with hypospadias have an opening on the underside of the shaft.The condition can be surgically corrected. Often, surgery is arranged before the child reaches school age. The surgery, performed under anesthesia, involves using a small piece of foreskin to fashion a tube to extend the urethra to the end of the penis. The original hole is most often left as is since the urethra now bypasses it. This probably explains why your boyfriend's penis has two holes; only one is functional.
Have you tried asking your boyfriend about the two openings? He has surely noticed that his penis has two holes and probably knows that this is rather unique; and, if he had surgery, perhaps his parents never told him about it. Who knows, maybe once you bring up the subject, he might have some questions for you!
Dear Daisy,
I realize the first and second rules concerning cockrings is that we don't talk about them. But I must! Why would a man leave a cockring on 24/7 for 5 years that I know of? Could this be harmful to him in any way? Now...let's talk cockring.
Signed,
Cock-Eyed OptimistDear Cocky-O,
After conducting an exhaustive (or maybe exhausting) period of research into the matter of cock rings, I have concluded that cock rings serve a variety of purposes including maintaining erections, enhancing pleasure for him and/or her, decorative purposes, chastity and torture. Whew! I hope I didn't miss anything. A guy can watch only so much hardcore gay porn in one weekend.Therefore, given the proper selection and fitting of the cock ring, there should be little or no long term physical repercussions. Of course I'm no doctor and it's always good to use some common sense in these matters. In other words, if your balls fall off because you tied them off with piano wire, don't come lookin' to blame me.
Why a person would choose or allow himself to wear a ring for such a long time is a very good question. On one level I don't see how a cock ring is all that different from a finger ring or toe ring. It could stand to serve-- arguably more accurately than other rings-- as a symbol of commitment. Or ownership, if it makes you feel funny to think of it that way. Remember, the mind is the most powerful of all sexual organs.
Next to my orgasmatron, that is!
