Aries March 21-April 19
You are pushy and loveable, you are an oxymoron! If you think this has anything to do with your mental capacity, you're right! Lucky numbers 4, 9, 10 and 33.

Taurus April 20 - May 21
Go get 'em Taurus! You are your own cheerleading squad, decked out in a pleated skirt and sweater. I know how you love costumes. Keep it real! Lucky numbers 1, 6, 9 and 22.

Gemini May 21 - June 21
It has been a long time coming, but you are now in focus. It could be that winter drinking binge, who am I to judge. Sober up and smell the coffee. Lucky numbers 5, 7, 8 and 12

Cancer June 22 - July 22
Stop pleading with your friends to go out with them. They really don't like you. Here's a tip: find new friends, it only takes a smile. Lucky numbers 2, 6, 9, and 23.

Leo July 23 - August 22
Tell us that story again. It's like the queen that cried wolf. If you keep telling the same lie, nobody will believe you. Lucky numbers 1, 5, 10, and 21.

Virgo August 23 - September 22
Born too late, it's a common psychosis. Of course it really doesn't mean a thing unless you really look into it. So, don't worry. Lucky numbers 3, 6, 8, and 20.

Libra September 23 - October 22
You are counting the days, but for what? You will be taking a short yet unexpected trip. It may be pleasure or jail, who knows? Lucky numbers 4, 7, 12 and 25.

Scorpio October 23 - November 21
Engaging in bad behavior has always been fun for you, but now it's time to tow the line. You have been feeling the urge to be good. Just do it. Lucky numbers 3, 9, 13 and 23.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
You are missing your home. Fear not, home is where your heart is. So if you need to, follow your heart and it will take you home. Lucky numbers 8, 9, 12 and 26.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
You are lucky to be alive! There is nothing to warrant that statement but it made you read the rest of your horoscope didn't it? Lucky numbers 2, 9, 20 and 22.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18
Well, it is your favorite time of year, slut. Any time is your favorite time of year, slut. Lucky numbers 1, 1, 1 and 11

Pisces February 19 - March 20
With your birth phase ending you are recharged! You can now begin your quest for the love of your life. Maybe just a quickie to get you started. Lucky numbers 2, 5, 16 and 25.

Until Next timeBeing nice is contagious! Ms Mae