Aries March, 21-April, 19
Your talent level is on the rise, Aries. You are fast becoming an expert in your chosen field. Just what we need, another professional slut!

Taurus April, 20 - May, 21
Patience and persistence seem less attractive than hurry and fuss, but when faced with obstacles, you simply grind them away. You're also grinding away your molars!

Gemini May, 21 - June, 21
This could be your lucky day, but it's important to at least make the gesture of offering to share your good fortune. Because everybody wants you; No, really.

Cancer June, 22 - July, 22
You are glad to be able to give your weary feet a soft cushion to relax on for the moment. So get those legs in the air and get the blood flow back to your brain.

Leo July, 23 - August, 22
Just when you thought you had it all wrapped up, another wrinkle appears in your plan. Time marches on and we find it walks all over our face.

Virgo August, 23 - September, 22
If you're willing to give it your full attention, it's still possible to deflect the blow that fate has aimed at you. We should all be so lucky to have blow in our fate.

Libra September, 23 - October, 22
This time the choice is entirely up to you, but that isn't exactly making you feel better. It's time to come to grips with the fact you'll always be a bottom.

Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21
It's business as usual, but this time around your perception is very different. Once you come out of that stupor things will clear up again.

Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21
Right now, you're lured by style when you should be following substance. After all you've been following substance for years.

Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19
The soap opera that has become your family's or neighbor's life just doesn't interest you at the moment. There's a new opera in town and you are the diva. So put that in your tupper-ware and burp it.

Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18
A Slut in spring is like.a slut

Pisces February, 19 - March, 20
You aren't fooling anyone by pretending to sit on the sidelines. You're in the game but are you the tight end or the wide receiver?

Until next time, Remember, that a Star is just a flaming ball of gas!Ms. Mae