Pisces February 19 - March 20
Live for today because you never know if tomorrow will come. Don't let this scare you as the world is not coming to an end, well, at least I don't think so. What do you think I am, Psychic?

Aries March 21-April 19
Well, with your birth phase just around the corner, you my dear Aries are feeling more alive than ever! Now don't go and fuck it all up by being a dick. Use your evil for good.

Taurus April 20 - May 21
You are gearing up for the spring of your life, so strap in tight and let the goodness flow over you, like a honey dew melon glistening in the morning dew. How sappy is that?

Gemini May 21 - June 21
Cold weather has left you just as cold and bitter. Allow yourself some time to thaw out and for God's sake lighten up, life should be fun. Lucky numbers, 21, 36, 14 and 19.

Cancer June 22 - July 22
No lucky numbers for you, not until you can learn to play well with others and stay on your own mat during naptime. Keep practicing and you can move that mountain.

Leo July 23 - August 22
You're a brick house! Through the winter you have been everybody's rock. It's your turn to be a mess and look for someone else to hold you up. Remember to let it all out, you deserve it!

Virgo August 23 - September 22
Once you have decided to do something, which is the hardest part, you grab onto your idea and suck the life out of it like a Chihuahua with a chew toy. Lucky numbers 4, 8, 14 and 22.

Libra September 23 - October 22
What are you thinking? It is winter but there is no need to hibernate! Open up the channel of communication and let people know what you are thinking. Don't hide, you will be found.

Scorpio October 23 - November 21
You are lying in wait to flex your enormous stinger. Scorpio, the ruler of life itself? Right! Calm down and come back to earth, it is only a winter thaw, not your fiery gaze melting the snow.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Knowing and doing are two different things to you my dear Sags. Don't ditch your friends, especially when cocktails are served. Otherwise you'll become the main course!

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Really! You are adapting to the scourge of cold and ice but enough is enough. Let go and appreciate the warmth of spring and the new growth. In other words "Sit down and shut up!"

Aquarius January 20 - February 18
Through wind and rain and sleet and hail, you can always count on a slut!

Until Next timeOne good turn deserves another! Ms Mae