Aries March, 21-April, 19
Aries, you seek action, and a good Aries can find it on any street corner or back room.

Taurus April, 20 - May, 21
Escape from a cluttered life into your own private world. Remember, a mind is a terrible thing.

Gemini May, 21 - June, 21
Take the advice of friends and associates who know you well enough to be able to tell a trick from a keeper.

Cancer June, 22 - July, 22
Find a sympathetic ear and a shoulder to lean on, particularly if you have a friend who's going through a similar experience. Most of your friends are as much of a mess as you.

Leo July, 23 - August, 22
It's a good day to release some extra energy at the gym or by playing sports. How does it feel to be an athletic supporter?

Virgo August, 23 - September, 22
This is a good time to go inward and examine things that are important to you. Dust the cob webs from the far reaches of your brain and jump start those crusty cells.

Libra September, 23 - October, 22
If you feel as though things are testing your strength of character today, take it all in stride. Yes, I'm sure you remember thinking; it hasn't been that long has it?

Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21
If you want to get closer to someone -- or if you simply want to see another side of someone you admire -- you need to show an interest in something other than the size of their dick.

Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21
The challenge of the pursuit is enticing enough to keep you motivated. But keep in mind stalking is still unacceptable in the state of Illinois.

Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19
You have an extremely harsh inner critic. What good are the fruits of your labor if you don't have a pretty hat to put them in?

Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18
Life changes but you are still a slut.

Pisces February, 19 - March, 20
You've tried just about every different arrangement that you can think of. And you still couldn't get laid if you were in prison with a fist full of pardons!

Until next time, Speak music it's the universal language!Ms. Mae