Pisces February 19 - March 20
There is so much happening, but you struggle to find out what it all means. Don't worry about it, just get in your favorite position and think about it. It's a bit hard to think with your legs in the air,. Honestly!

Aries March 21- April 19
You're almost there, but you aren't quite done with the finished product. You might be able to tell the difference if your head wasn't so far up your ass that you couldn't see it. Hmmmmm.

Taurus April 20 - May 21
Every time you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror you wonder who it is that's staring back at you. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Gemini May 21 - June 21
You can manage to get the project started, but you have way too much on your mind to carry it through to its conclusion. Maybe this is due to the fact that your brain has dribbled out of your ears.

Cancer June 22 - July 22
What's to come is a mystery, but you have the feeling that it's going to be something good. And thanks to years of therapy isn't it nice to have feelings again?

Leo July 23 - August 22
You're anxious to move ahead with an important project, but you're still in the thinking or talking stage. Yes, Leo you're all talk and very little action, unless it has to do with bodily functions.

Virgo August 23 - September 22
If you had it your way, you would have everything mapped out and prearranged. You are a control freak with anal retention rising. This is not a good sign!

Libra September 23 - October 22
The day comes with a round of challenges. The early hours may fly by without incident, but by afternoon you recognize that you'll have to work a lot harder for what you want. Then again there's only one thing you like to do hard

Scorpio October 23 - November 21
Are you absolutely sure that those figures you added up are correct? A simple mistake could bring bad news: either a bounced check or herpes!

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
You're more interested in how things should be than how they actually are. Yes Sagittarius, wake up out of this dream world and take a big ass bite out of reality.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
What makes you think that you have the right to tell people how to live their own lives? You haven't done such a hot job until now, but nobody bothered to point that out to you. So don't be a bitch.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18
Success is fickle, slut.

Until next time, Hug someone!Ms. Mae