Somehow we did it. We made it through Valentine's Day, Anna Nicole kicking the bucket, the Oscars and Britney shaving her mug. Here's a quick rundown of who was out, drunk, and ready for some love this month. Valentine's Day Recap With my man in the penitentiary and most of my friends paired up, Valentine's Day was looking a little grim. It seemed my only option was to drink to my broken hearts content and drunkenly make some new friends. I started off at Roscoe's where my lady in red, Miss Foozie, was spinning the wheel for a special edition of Male Call. I felt quite at home with these poor saps, who like myself, were desperately looking for some love. Moving on to Hydrate for their Hydrag Review, Taj Mahal was collecting tips for her run in some plus-size continental breakfast pagent. Mimi Marks and Tina Torch also took the stage while Damanda Bump and Sal-E stood in the audience, snapped pics, and tucked tips. Also in the house was club personality JayJay and Gay Chicago Magazine's Mark Nagel, who was showing off his "brand new face", hehe. My low-key night made a final stop at Berlin where Shayna X was throwing the lude and crude "LUST" party. Sipping cocktails and holding back their pity party with me was Nightspots Editor, Kirk Williamson and DJ Greg Haus. Benethan at Hunters Long live celebrity D-list appearances! BratboySchool.com's Ethan Reynolds, and his Rascal Porn Exclusive boyfriend, Benjamin Bradley made a special stop at Hunters to whore out their relationship for some dough. The boys of the night and I had a little two-on-one backstage before their show. My only complaint is they had more makeup on then me, but they're really sweet and modest for strippers that is. You know I'm just jealous, Ethan and Ben are actually gorgeous and I had hell of time throwing back vodka tonics and objectifying them with dollar bills. Snuggled up at my V.I.P. table (thanksPatrick) to watch the show with the dashing Pink Pages and CP Editor, Jason Freeman, ChicagoPride.com's Bill Pritchard and Steve Long and the scotch-soaked Frank Failing of Male Image Photography.