Aries March 21-April
19
If a good time is what you are looking for this is the weekend
for it! Try to attend as many Fireball events as you can Start
with "Ignition" and the others will come naturally.
And by the way, so will you.
Taurus
April 20 - May 21
Oh baby its cold outside, but don't let that get you down. Put
on your long underwear and hit the streets. The city is thriving
with out of towners just looking for someone with a little imagination.
Gemini
May 21 - June 21
Decisions, decisions, decisions, which Fireball event shall I
attend? I say all of them. Of course you could just hang out
in the restrooms and pose at the attendant, but that wouldn't
make the weekend special.
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
Run out to Walgreens right now and stock up on condoms and lube!
I foresee a busy few days ahead of you; after all you will be
the bell of the ball! So get out your Buns of Steel video and
get to work.
Leo
July 23 - August 2
Oh Leo, if you haven't gotten laid by now, you might as well wear
Hiking boots and Old Spice to Fireball this weekend. If that
doesn't do it count your change and hire a hooker, it's that simple,
really!
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
If you haven't had your fill yet, there will be a whole new shipment
of "new meat" in just for you to inspect this weekend.
Grab your bucket and your poppers and I think you remember what
to do.
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Don't forget to take your medication this week of all weeks.
It is important that you are in control of all your faculties,
and your sex drive! You have a chance to meet lots of potential
partners, so get 'er done!
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
All cleaned out and nowhere to go? Might I suggest Fireball, this
is the perfect chance for you to try your new nice skills, you
never know, it just might get you laid. See what being nice can
do?
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Woo Hoo another reason to drink! Yes with your moon in the gutter,
all you want to do is party. So have a good time and don't forget
to stay long enough to see Kristine W. Oh well, you won't remember
it anyway
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
With this marvelous wind of good fortune that the stars have granted
you everything is going your way. This is the time to take advantage
of every man you come in contact with, get laid, let them buy
drinks.
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Happy Birthday To You, my darling Aquarians. You have had it
rough but that is the way you like it, after all the advantage
of being a slut is to make others happy. So go out there and
show the visitors some fun!
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Your time is coming! The planets are lining up and this will
insure good things for you. So why not try it out this weekend
and see how Lady Luck treats you. I'll bet you end up with your
end up! Cute, huh?
Until Next
time..Have a Fire-Ball Ms. Mae