Hey chums, I'm back this issue with a delicious run-down of January's happenings. Go ahead, lick those lips and dive on in, here's what was on our plate this month Whoa Mary One Thursday, my gang of good-lookin' gentlemen friends and I headed to Hamburger Mary's to stuff ourselves silly and be entertained. After chowing down on the first level we grabbed our drinks and made our way up to the attic for the weekly "Paper Dolls". Teri Yaki was filling Ms. Vanity Fair's goofy clown shoes as hostess of the revue. The crazy bitch could not stop talking about her genitals and by the end of the night a testy was shown and her two fake tittiesflung into the audience. The star studded crowd watching the show included Sal-E, the guys of Feast of Fools, Kirk Williamson of Nightspots, and porn star Matt Cole celebrating his GayVN nominations. We tried to get Matt to show us his winning moves, unfortunately to no avail. Check out Vanity Fair's "Paper Dolls" at Mary's Attic every Thursday at 10pm. P-list Celebs The girls over at Gay Chicago threw their annual Super Porn Fest this month, kicking off the countdown to the Grabby's. The awards show salutes the hottest tops and power bottoms in gay porn and attracts "actors" from all over the country. My buddy Trevor Knight flew in from L.A. to host the festivities. Mr. Knight and I met at last years Grabby's and boy was he grabby! Amateur strippers carried on the night shaking their stuff while Trevor flirted around in some barely there Ginch Gonch undies and the "Chicago Takes Off" reps were making the rounds selling raffle tickets to benefit TPAN. Soaking Wet Pt. 2 A leather chapped and openly frisky JayJay was hosting WET's Boystown Meets Downtown one Sunday night. I was there to catch one of my favorite DJ's Greg Haus play and to also make amends with another DJ, Chris Eterno, who I shamelessly gossiped about in my last column. When I ran into her, I was a little worried I'd get a bitch slap for the dirt I wrote about the recently canned Hydrate DJ, who's now doing Sundays at WET. Luckily he has a sense of humor and admitted to only being miffed for a moment before realizing any publicity is good publicity. Still I didn't know if the bitch was bluffing so the second he turned his head I dashed for the exit! All in good fun, right Chris? Check out the buffet of DJ's with Senor Eterno opening, every Sunday at WET beginning with an open bar 10-11pm. Sightings: Syndicated sex columnist, Dan Savage, at Erik Reda's play "Ugly Baby"/ Jim Verraros and Road Rules alum Shane Landrum at Sidetrack's High-Energy Fridays. Check out: Nitro, coming Saturdays, n2-nitro.com Want all the dirt & extras on my nightlife on goings? Check outjustinboltz.chicagopride.com for more.