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Aries March, 21 - April, 19
It's time you put someone else in front of you for a change. Yes, that means you might just have to be a top for a minute.

Taurus April, 20 - May, 21
Love is a multi-faceted thing, but that's OK because you don't have a clue what you are looking for anyway.

Gemini May, 21 - June, 21
Your feelings are all gushy and your head is reeling, it's just like you took a hit of poppers and your groin is swelling. Happy Valentines Day!

Cancer June, 22 - July, 22
Looking for that warm and fuzzy feeling? Hook up with a Gemini; they seem to have all the right stuff.

Leo July, 23 - August, 22
With one mighty swoop you can bring your mate to their knees, where is the mystery? Get busy Leo.

Virgo August, 23 - September, 22
This is no time to play "hard to get". Your virtues are respectable but live a little, it is Valentines Day, not Halloween.

Libra September, 23 - October, 22
You put your pants on one leg at a time just like every one else, the secret is you can take your underwear off with your teeth.

Scorpio October, 23 - November, 21
Use your evil for good, and dig up an old date. Sometimes an old flame is like wearing an old shoe, it's comfortable and then you toss it off to the side again.

Sagittarius November, 22 - December, 21
Go for the Gold! Don't settle for anything less. You are not Paula Sinclare who would settle for sucking the jelly out of a donut.

Capricorn December, 22 - January, 19
Look for love in every place you go, it could be hiding in the most unlikely of places. Why, some folks have found the love of their lives when they weren't looking

Aquarius January, 20 - February, 18
Don't bother looking for love, you're a slut

Pisces February, 19 - March, 20
Nice things are waiting to happen to you, just be prepared to let them happen. It's the season for love and romance. Count yourself in.

Until Next timeLive fully, Love dramatically and say Amen! Ms. Mae