Hello Kittens, Can you smell it? It's love that you smell wafting thru the air. This is one of my best subjects. I can dish the advice on love and love matters till the cows come home. By the same token, I can dish advice on any subject till the cows come home. If you have a question that you would like to ask Dear Daisy just send it by e-mail to Dear.Daisy@sbcglobal.net or by USPS to Dear Daisy c/o BOI Magazine 3711 N. Ashland 2nd Floor Chicago, IL 60613. Let's see what is in store for us this week.
Dear Daisy,
I am determined to loose weight before summer.
Do you have any tips?
Signed, Slimmer
Dear Slimmer,
Tonight while I was driving about town I noted my local neighborhood adult shop and movie arcade appeared to be brimming with activity. A whole lot of glory hole action was going on there, no doubt. I happened to point out that it's because there's no Monday Night Football tonight. Is that how that works, the guys stay home and watch men tackle each other or they go out and tackle each other's wangs through a small hole in a movie booth. Good times!For the record I don't recommend engaging glory hole action as a weight loss method. What I find works best after a winter of slothfulness is moderate eating and regular exercise. Best of all, it's all you can lose... for free!
Dear Daisy,
I lost the perfect job because the owner of the business was uncomfortable with my boyfriend and me working together. What should I do now?
-jaded and jobless
Dear J&J
Were you guys not so discreet about you relationship? That's always key when dating a co-worker. You either don't acknowledge it at all, or you keep it real cool. But its too late for that now. Try to find out what company policy on coworker relations is. If the company handbook doesn't say anything about it, bring it up with your ex-boss and see if he might take you back if you agree to work different hours/days than your boyfriend, and agree to keep it super-professional.If the company handbook gives dating people at work the gas face, usually there is some kind of thing where they will move you to a different location or department. It's worth a try. If it doesn't work out, put that perfect job on your resume and use it to get another more-perfect job.
Dear Daisy,
Last night, my friend drove me home from work, normally my boyfriend drives me home, but I decided to get a ride home from my friend. I come home, I go to bed, and well, my boyfriend's shorts were half off. I don't know why, cause he was sleeping so I wasn't gonna wake him up, but doesn't that seem kind of odd? What should I do? Should I ask him about it? Or should I just leave it alone?
OH, GOD, NO, Leave it alone!
