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Dear Daisy,
My boyfriend wants to have anal sex with me, what's the proper position?

Signed,
Stephanie

Dear Stephanie,
You should refuse to allow him to have anal sex with you unless he agrees to allow you to have anal sex with him as well. I'm sure he'd be much less excited about the project then. And if he isn't, more power to ya!

From what my researchers in the Daisy Mae Industries Sexuality Laboratory tell me, the greatest drawback to anal sex is that it can hurt. Anything the two of you can do to lessen that possibility, the more you'll like it. And let's face it, he's going to like it no matter what, but if you don't like it, you won't want to do it again. And that's when your pleasure becomes his business.

As with any other aspect of sex, there really isn't any one "proper" position. It comes down to what works best for the both of you. It might take a little experimentation, but that's all part of the fun. If you work out the logistics in your mind you'll probably conclude that doggie-style is the best way to start. I've also heard suggestions that the woman should be on top so they have more control over speed and angle.

Positions aside, make sure you use a condom and a good lubricant (just check out some of the ads for lube in this issue of BOI.)

Now baste that turkey and get to cookin'!

Dear Daisy,
If not now, when?

Signed,
Still Waiting

Dear Still Waiting, ...
When the time is right, you'll know.

Dear Daisy,
I have recently been having recurring images in my mind. I am not sure why but everywhere I go I see them. One is of the Chrysler logo and the other is of a platter of Triscuits with Cornuts on them. It is out of my character to have these fantastic images in my mind and have no idea of their source. My friend, I will call her "Frieda," says this is somehow Freudian but I just don't see it. Have you heard of similar instances? Should I ignore them and hope that they will go away? Oh yes, I sometimes see pepperoni slices as well.

Signed,
cmoats

Dear cmoats,
When you get down to it we are made of nothing but genetic material which has been passed along through the ages and countless generations. Each of these generations has had their own experiences which have affected these genes to some degree or another, making our genes a historical record reaching all the way back to our origins in the primordial soup. Unfortunately in this modern age we've lost all awareness of our connections to the past so when all of this history contained in our bodies makes itself known, we don't know how to make sense of it.

I believe this is what's happening to you. Do not ignore these images. What you are seeing is all those who came before you attempting to communicate something very important to you. Don't fight it. Let your mind go, turn yourself inward and the answers will come. Now if you kept seeing images of a bearded supermodel opening packages of hotdogs with pruning shears, that would be Freudian.